Let's pretend these killing lights won't kill us all
Monkey see...
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: Yeah. Why my parents let those Catholics adopt me I'll never know.
Were you the first?: I was.
Who was present at your birth?: Well, I figure mom was there. And I know Aunt Ann was cuz she fainted (inspiring shock and awe among my relatives straight out the womb).
Were your parents married when you were born?: Yes.
What is your birth date? 14 July 1985
Part 2: The Family
Are you parents married or divorced? Marry'd.
An only child?: Not even close.
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: If I have siblings I'm the oldest.
What are your sibling's names?: John, Kate, Chris, Kim, and Beowulf (well that's what I would have named Joe).
Which parent do you get along with best?: Eh they're both a couple wankers.
What do you fight about? Ticky tack rules that I should follow but don't.
Do you have step parents?: Nah.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend? No. But of my good friends I don't want to tell you which is best.
What do you like to do when you are together? Really very much depends on which one we're talking about.
Do you share the same interests?: Sure.
Which friend can you tell anything to?: Stef. And Will.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: Higher than I lot on... my burden is guilt.
Do you get depressed about things easily?: No.
Are you an extrovert (outgoing) or an introvert (reserved)?: I know what they mean, thanks. Extrovert by nature, but I practice discretion.
Are you happy?: I'd be happier if Chris hadn't lost every cent I had playing poker, but I have the best girlfriend ever, so yeah, I'm happy.
Do you live life to the fullest?: I feel that I do.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look? Not really, but I hope to be within a couple years.
Describe your hair? Long red, actually frizzy.
How do you dress? Pants first.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?: I am a strange child.
What did you used to love that you no longer do? Well, there's Liberty. That's a pretty big one I'd say.
Do you have the same friends?: I try to, but not for the most part.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing? No. What's traumatizing is the Laurel High marching band practicing right outside while I'm trying to concentrate on playing with money that I did not expect to invest in poker.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?: To make money in such a fashion that I do not aelienate myself from my family.
Are you scared of growing old?: Yes.
Do you want to get married?: I figure.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: Outdoors.
Favorite Season: Fall.
Do you like walking in the rain?: Yes I do.
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetable?: What the fuck kind of question is that?
If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?: Corn.
It's so you can stand out in poop, isn't it?: Ok, enough of that. On with our regularly scheduled survey.
What is your favorite food?: Don't really have one.
What food makes you want to gag? Carrots
What is your favorite dessert? Gee I dunno... pie, maybe?
What is your favorite restaurant?: Heh. Denny's.
Are you a fussy eater? Not really
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: Quite taken
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?: Stephanie
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: If it's not, feel free to leave me out.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Nah.
Part 11: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?: Heh. Think virtues. Or deadly sins.
What was one of the worst? Getting dumped twice in two weeks blew pretty hard.
Have you ever done drugs? No.
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: Never really doubted it, actually.
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: Yeah. Why my parents let those Catholics adopt me I'll never know.
Were you the first?: I was.
Who was present at your birth?: Well, I figure mom was there. And I know Aunt Ann was cuz she fainted (inspiring shock and awe among my relatives straight out the womb).
Were your parents married when you were born?: Yes.
What is your birth date? 14 July 1985
Part 2: The Family
Are you parents married or divorced? Marry'd.
An only child?: Not even close.
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: If I have siblings I'm the oldest.
What are your sibling's names?: John, Kate, Chris, Kim, and Beowulf (well that's what I would have named Joe).
Which parent do you get along with best?: Eh they're both a couple wankers.
What do you fight about? Ticky tack rules that I should follow but don't.
Do you have step parents?: Nah.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend? No. But of my good friends I don't want to tell you which is best.
What do you like to do when you are together? Really very much depends on which one we're talking about.
Do you share the same interests?: Sure.
Which friend can you tell anything to?: Stef. And Will.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: Higher than I lot on... my burden is guilt.
Do you get depressed about things easily?: No.
Are you an extrovert (outgoing) or an introvert (reserved)?: I know what they mean, thanks. Extrovert by nature, but I practice discretion.
Are you happy?: I'd be happier if Chris hadn't lost every cent I had playing poker, but I have the best girlfriend ever, so yeah, I'm happy.
Do you live life to the fullest?: I feel that I do.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look? Not really, but I hope to be within a couple years.
Describe your hair? Long red, actually frizzy.
How do you dress? Pants first.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?: I am a strange child.
What did you used to love that you no longer do? Well, there's Liberty. That's a pretty big one I'd say.
Do you have the same friends?: I try to, but not for the most part.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing? No. What's traumatizing is the Laurel High marching band practicing right outside while I'm trying to concentrate on playing with money that I did not expect to invest in poker.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?: To make money in such a fashion that I do not aelienate myself from my family.
Are you scared of growing old?: Yes.
Do you want to get married?: I figure.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: Outdoors.
Favorite Season: Fall.
Do you like walking in the rain?: Yes I do.
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetable?: What the fuck kind of question is that?
If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?: Corn.
It's so you can stand out in poop, isn't it?: Ok, enough of that. On with our regularly scheduled survey.
What is your favorite food?: Don't really have one.
What food makes you want to gag? Carrots
What is your favorite dessert? Gee I dunno... pie, maybe?
What is your favorite restaurant?: Heh. Denny's.
Are you a fussy eater? Not really
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: Quite taken
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?: Stephanie
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: If it's not, feel free to leave me out.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Nah.
Part 11: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?: Heh. Think virtues. Or deadly sins.
What was one of the worst? Getting dumped twice in two weeks blew pretty hard.
Have you ever done drugs? No.
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: Never really doubted it, actually.