The Inappropriate Starch of DeWitt/Dominic Playlists
This is what I did with my Saturday afternoon. I intended to wait until fanmix day, but D/D Celebration Week has destroyed any self-control I once had.
EDIT: Ugh - html FAIL. Should now be fixed. I swear it wasn't doing that the first 72 times I checked it.
Note: I set out to make the cheesiest mix I could, and there are some pretty cheesy song choices here. Some more than others. But though I started out silly, things took a turn toward the serious (as they're wont to do with these two crazy kids) and I wound up telling their story. Just...through incredibly cheesy songs. So! I give you my not-as-silly-as-I-originally-intended-but-still-mighty-silly playlist for Adelle Dewitt and Laurence Dominic.
The Inappropriate Starch of Dewitt/Dominic Playlists
cheesier than cheesepuffs!
more random than prawn-flavored crisps!
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01. Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond / I want a girl who knows what's best / I want a girl with shoes that cut / And eyes that burn like cigarettes / I want a girl with the right allocations / Who's fast and thorough / And sharp as a tack / She's playing with her jewelry / She's putting up her hair / She's touring the facility / And picking up slack
02. Whatever Lola Wants - Sarah Vaughn
Whatever Lola wants / Lola gets / And little man, little Lola wants you / Make up your mind to have no regrets / Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through / I always get what I aim for / And your heart and soul is what I came for
03. Secret Agent Man - Johnny Rivers
Beware of pretty faces that you find / A pretty face can hide an evil mind / Ah, be careful what you say / Or you'll give yourself away / Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
04. (You're the) Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley
You look like an angel / Walk like an angel / Talk like an angel / But I got wise / You're the devil in disguise
05. She's Always a Woman to Me - Billy Joel
And she'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden / Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleedin' / But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be / Blame it all on yourself 'cause she's always a woman to me
06. The Walk - Imogen Heap
Stop that now / You're as close as it gets without touching me / Oh now don't make it harder than it already is / I feel a weakness coming on
07. What Would Happen If We Kissed - Meredith Brooks
What would happen if we kissed / Would your tongue slip past my lips / Would you run away, would you stay / Or would I melt into you / Mouth to mouth, lust to lust / Spontaneously combust
08. Liar, Liar - A Fine Frenzy
Sick and tired of this mad desire / Fluttering inside me like a hawk / Wire, wire, you’ve got my hands on wires / Heaven help you when I get them off / Right between the ribs / You’ll feel it then
09. What Have You Done - Within Temptation
Would you mind if I hurt you? / Understand that I need to / Wish that I had other choices than to harm the one I love / What have you done now?
I know I'd better stop trying / You know that there's no denying / I won't show mercy on you now / It's over now, what have you done?
10. Tymps (the sick in the head song) - Fiona Apple
I'm either so sick in the head I need to be bled dry to quit / Or I just really used to love him / I sure hope thats it
11. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
I want your love / And I want your revenge / You and me could write a bad romance
Caps by Swannee.
Mod: Can I get an author tag? Thank you!
EDIT: Ugh - html FAIL. Should now be fixed. I swear it wasn't doing that the first 72 times I checked it.
Note: I set out to make the cheesiest mix I could, and there are some pretty cheesy song choices here. Some more than others. But though I started out silly, things took a turn toward the serious (as they're wont to do with these two crazy kids) and I wound up telling their story. Just...through incredibly cheesy songs. So! I give you my not-as-silly-as-I-originally-intended-but-still-mighty-silly playlist for Adelle Dewitt and Laurence Dominic.
The Inappropriate Starch of Dewitt/Dominic Playlists
cheesier than cheesepuffs!
more random than prawn-flavored crisps!
| direct link |
01. Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond / I want a girl who knows what's best / I want a girl with shoes that cut / And eyes that burn like cigarettes / I want a girl with the right allocations / Who's fast and thorough / And sharp as a tack / She's playing with her jewelry / She's putting up her hair / She's touring the facility / And picking up slack
02. Whatever Lola Wants - Sarah Vaughn
Whatever Lola wants / Lola gets / And little man, little Lola wants you / Make up your mind to have no regrets / Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through / I always get what I aim for / And your heart and soul is what I came for
03. Secret Agent Man - Johnny Rivers
Beware of pretty faces that you find / A pretty face can hide an evil mind / Ah, be careful what you say / Or you'll give yourself away / Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
04. (You're the) Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley
You look like an angel / Walk like an angel / Talk like an angel / But I got wise / You're the devil in disguise
05. She's Always a Woman to Me - Billy Joel
And she'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden / Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleedin' / But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be / Blame it all on yourself 'cause she's always a woman to me
06. The Walk - Imogen Heap
Stop that now / You're as close as it gets without touching me / Oh now don't make it harder than it already is / I feel a weakness coming on
07. What Would Happen If We Kissed - Meredith Brooks
What would happen if we kissed / Would your tongue slip past my lips / Would you run away, would you stay / Or would I melt into you / Mouth to mouth, lust to lust / Spontaneously combust
08. Liar, Liar - A Fine Frenzy
Sick and tired of this mad desire / Fluttering inside me like a hawk / Wire, wire, you’ve got my hands on wires / Heaven help you when I get them off / Right between the ribs / You’ll feel it then
09. What Have You Done - Within Temptation
Would you mind if I hurt you? / Understand that I need to / Wish that I had other choices than to harm the one I love / What have you done now?
I know I'd better stop trying / You know that there's no denying / I won't show mercy on you now / It's over now, what have you done?
10. Tymps (the sick in the head song) - Fiona Apple
I'm either so sick in the head I need to be bled dry to quit / Or I just really used to love him / I sure hope thats it
11. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
I want your love / And I want your revenge / You and me could write a bad romance
Caps by Swannee.
Mod: Can I get an author tag? Thank you!