02 tears | video

[dewinthesun]

[the video feed clicks on, showing only Ukraine's face. she smiles, but it's obvious she's tired and not in the best of spirits]

It's been...i-it's been very busy lately, hasn't it? I-I think I've completely lost track of time, with e-everything happening...

[she trails off and looks as if she'd like to say something else about the 'happenings'

Comments

1/2 is hillbilly hell codename for South Dakota?

[libertyfuckyeah]

2/2

[libertyfuckyeah]

Use duct tape!

I am a rural wimp - it's upstate NY. I'd gladly have taken South Dakota. :T

[dewinthesun]

D-duct tape isn't going to fix the broken wires a-at least, I-I don't think.

from what I've heard, that's just as bad. except the roads aren't blocked by buffalo.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Then make a bra out of duct tape! How hard can it be?

in my humble opinion yes, yes it is. i'd have liked some buffalo, all the roads had were roadkill.

[dewinthesun]

I-I don't know, I've never had to try something like that. H-how would you get it off?

at least tourists don't stop in the middle of the road to gawk at roadkill

[libertyfuckyeah]

Untape it!

nah, they just. oh wait, there /are/ no tourists up there.

[dewinthesun]

That sounds i-incredibly painful! I-isn't there any other way?

only the sound of silence to steal you away in the night

[libertyfuckyeah]

I dunno! It's not like I use 'em. Why do you even need one, anyway?

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS. everyone makes fun of me when I say how scared I am of its quiet

[dewinthesun]

[she's been explaining this all day. sob ISN'T THIS COMMON KNOWLEDGE OR SOMETHING if you act as thick as Denmark she's just going to show rather than tell]

I-I can't keep them up on my own without being in pain.

dude I go nuts if I have to sleep in silence. I have to at least have a fan going ;w;

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ ...DOES THAT EVEN CONSTITUTE AS A THREAT. ]

So? Hang loose! Didn't see a single girl at Woodstock wearing one, so they must be going out of fashion.

i can't even have a fan, it sounds like it'll come off and kill me. i make someone sleep in the room

[dewinthesun]

[YES. YES THIS IS THE MOST SERIOUS FUCKING THREAT YOU'VE EVER BEEN THREATENED WITH. BE AFRAID.]

E-even if I wanted to, I-I really can't. It hurts too much, I can't get anything done.

what about a noisemaker?

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ I'M SHAKING. SERIOUSLY. DO YOU SEE HOW SERIOUS I AM? ]

It hurts?

...well, my parents do snore.

[dewinthesun]

[YEAH I SEE THAT SERIOUSNESS. BETTER KEEP ON YOUR GUARD, MAN, NEVER KNOW WHEN IT MIGHT HAPPEN.]

Yes! If I'm not careful I get backaches a-and sometimes I can't stand up straight for days.

I HATE THAT I CAN'T STAND SNORING unless it's my dog

[libertyfuckyeah]

Tell your boobs to cut that out!

[ BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. CLEARLY. ]

I can't either, but when you're desperate and without a radio anything will do.

[dewinthesun]

...A-America, they're not alive.

[AT THE RATE THIS IS GOING SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO ASK FOR ASPIRIN INSTEAD OF FARMING EQUIPMENT FROM THE SCIENTISTS]

man I'd go even crazier and start punching people

[libertyfuckyeah]

You should double-check.

Can't you have anything else do the same job as a bra?

[ this is what happens when you're surrounded by male nations that are creepers/morons/perverts/immature/hippies. ]