If they take my stapler then I'll..I'll set the building on fire.
One of the bosses at my store came up today and said "Yeaaaah, you can just go ahead and start closing now. Thaaaanks." Just like Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. He even looks like him. It would be more hilarous if he wasn't seriously like that. I don't think he's even seen Office Space. For future entires (which I'm positive there will be) he will only be refered to as Lumbergh, to protect myself in the teeniest, tiniest chance he somehow sees this.
Trust me, he deserves to be made fun of.
This is the guy who's first words to me were "Do you know anything about Rodentia?" To which I replied, "What?" He sighed and began to list examples of Rodentia but I was like "No, I know, I was just wondering why you said it like that." Just say you need help with some fucking hamsters.
He also has a pony tail.
Yeah.
Trust me, he deserves to be made fun of.
This is the guy who's first words to me were "Do you know anything about Rodentia?" To which I replied, "What?" He sighed and began to list examples of Rodentia but I was like "No, I know, I was just wondering why you said it like that." Just say you need help with some fucking hamsters.
He also has a pony tail.
Yeah.