unfinished yunho/changmin fic!
: how to train your zombie to not eat brains
: yunho/changmin | pg-13
: yunho adopts himself a zombie
was supposed to be for the homin comm's halloween fic contest last year. it got out of hand and i lost steam. :(
( zombie training manual )
: yunho/changmin | pg-13
: yunho adopts himself a zombie
was supposed to be for the homin comm's halloween fic contest last year. it got out of hand and i lost steam. :(
( zombie training manual )
“So you’re an orphan zombie?”
Yunho is so presh here omg ♥
“You’re an idiot, and you never listen to me. I feel like a neglected girlfriend you bastard.”
It's okay Yunho; my brain tells me the same thing all the time. All the time...
“I’d probably have dirty, dirty sex with him,” Yunho’s face fell, perturbed, “and then I’d shoot him in the head.”
L.O.Fruckin L. That's disgusting Jae. What's more disgusting is that I pictured it .____.
-insert Yoochun's scene here-
I love how stupid he is. I just... I really love how stupid he is with his pretty green nails ♥ Oh and he mentioned Resident Evil so that just made me smile really hard. -RE fangirl for life-
“Very badass, Junsu.”
That basically sums up Junsu's part as well lol. I was thinking about that yesterday after watching some The Walking Dead stuff and I seriously thought, 'if there was a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't have to go to school anymore fyeah.'
He’d played fifty-six hours of nonstop Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead, moving on to Silent Hill just because it seemed fitting. He watched all the classic films from Dawn of the Dead to White Zombie.
OHHH I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUU ♥ I'm drooling in a puddle of zombie love.
“You don’t seem like most zombies, so in that sense, I have to wonder if you’re, like, a Stephenie Meyers’ version of a zombie.”
Bahaha oh lawd, why do I have an inkling that this Yunho has read Twilight because he's giving off Bella vibes except it's for a zombie lmao.
“Is this really how I’m viewed?”
Yes.
“He looks dead.” He bit his bottom lip.
I died. Oh Jae, you keel me.
“Wait, what would you do if your dick did fall off?”
Someone obviously doesn't have their Bachelor's in Dickology.
“He leaves their carcasses in the bathroom.”
LOOOOL. I can't. I'm like nerding all over the floor on this.
OH GOSH. IT MAY NOT BE FINISHED BUT IT'S AMAZING BB ♥♥♥♥ Makes me want a pet zombie but he's gotta be as handsome and physically attached as Changmin because I can't have flesh pieces all on the carpet. The effort to clean that up 8|
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