and here I lay in my 24th year.....
Last night was a party that waited 24 years to be unleashed. All I can say is I had a fan-fucking-tastic time. Now I'll take the oppertunity to apologize for any offencive/hurtful things I did while heavily intoxicated. Now that's out the way I can get to the better stuff. Thanks to everyone who came, even if you were just there to see Sandy and couldn't care less about my party. I will let it be known, that there was no "drinkin" on my behalf, only "drankin" occured last night, and like watching a thai hooker pulling razor blades out her whoo whoo everyone in attendance was either awe struck, amazed or disgusted at the nights events.
My tally (from what I can remember)
3 Beers
3-4 Irish Car Bombs
3-4 Shots of Scotch
2 Shot of Jager
Many thanks for the paying of my bill whoever did that, I'll be sure to hunt you down and give you your "payment" for such generosity. In conclusion I hope you all had a great time and drank hard. Gimme some time to recover, we'll do this again round this time next year.
My tally (from what I can remember)
3 Beers
3-4 Irish Car Bombs
3-4 Shots of Scotch
2 Shot of Jager
Many thanks for the paying of my bill whoever did that, I'll be sure to hunt you down and give you your "payment" for such generosity. In conclusion I hope you all had a great time and drank hard. Gimme some time to recover, we'll do this again round this time next year.