Awesome movie quote.

Nov 29, 2004 09:00

This is from the movie Snatch.
I think it's awesome. ^_^

"You're always going to have problems lifting a body in one peice. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When you got your sex pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cuz it's no good leaving it in the freezer for your mum to discover, now is it? Then i hear the best thing to do, is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards of course, but you dont want to go sieve through pigshit, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh...every minute. Hence the expression 'As greedy as a pig'. "

hehehehehe!
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