lifes a beach
bonfire was a blast. i show up at emilys at like 1:40, fashionably late and jeremys there looking very tired and crystal and katrina are just looking uhhh i dunno. we leave after talking to everyone else on the phone.
jeremy is very good at finding things in grocery stores and i am very good at walking right past marshmellows when trying to find smore supplies. dumb blonde 4 lyfe <3. haha so after buying a bajillion things of smores stuff and emily gets gas (hehe) we go to beach.
beachness. the first thing anyone says is "dev look at scotts body!" haha. went for a swim. lotsa sand. go back to fire pit. gorge fat ass on cookies. spray sunscreen on jeremys tattoos. put lotion on crystal. lay in sand. i love the sun holy shizz. eat junk food.
get hit in head with frisbee. thanks guys. play with tennis ball. steal jeremeys sunglasses. play more ball. feel bad; return sunglasses. play more ball. steal emilys sunglasses.
kailey shows up (finally) and so has allie with her beachbum bf who looks just like spicoli. feel bad; return emilys sunglasses. more ball with lots of tackling and hitting girls. steal kaileys sunglasses. dont feel bad at all.
roasting marshmellows. lick off fingers. talk about tattoos. and porn. and strippers. oh my (think wizard of oz). watch scott break roasterthing and try to hide it. assure scott the skewer thing was old. get dressed, its cold. watch matt for a while. its very amusing. watch matt some more. get disturbed by matt. wonder if hes going to cut his femoural artery. laugh at the prospect.
i leave. we get lost. get back at 10:45.
im grounded. mother angry. im grinning like an idiot.
life is good, yes?
jeremy is very good at finding things in grocery stores and i am very good at walking right past marshmellows when trying to find smore supplies. dumb blonde 4 lyfe <3. haha so after buying a bajillion things of smores stuff and emily gets gas (hehe) we go to beach.
beachness. the first thing anyone says is "dev look at scotts body!" haha. went for a swim. lotsa sand. go back to fire pit. gorge fat ass on cookies. spray sunscreen on jeremys tattoos. put lotion on crystal. lay in sand. i love the sun holy shizz. eat junk food.
get hit in head with frisbee. thanks guys. play with tennis ball. steal jeremeys sunglasses. play more ball. feel bad; return sunglasses. play more ball. steal emilys sunglasses.
kailey shows up (finally) and so has allie with her beachbum bf who looks just like spicoli. feel bad; return emilys sunglasses. more ball with lots of tackling and hitting girls. steal kaileys sunglasses. dont feel bad at all.
roasting marshmellows. lick off fingers. talk about tattoos. and porn. and strippers. oh my (think wizard of oz). watch scott break roasterthing and try to hide it. assure scott the skewer thing was old. get dressed, its cold. watch matt for a while. its very amusing. watch matt some more. get disturbed by matt. wonder if hes going to cut his femoural artery. laugh at the prospect.
i leave. we get lost. get back at 10:45.
im grounded. mother angry. im grinning like an idiot.
life is good, yes?