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All right the third week has begun and, as predicted, I am buried neck deep in work. Got into the school play, though as a Gang member (Romeo and Juliet a la Baz Luhrman). Telly got main role in The Golden Child, Martin got Romeo, and Kelly's sister got Juliet. Marie is Lady Capulet, Simon is Capulet, and Bi and Karishma are Gangy people with me
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1) Anything typed up that is longer than a page and a half for science subjects has a big "copied-and-pasted-off-the-net" question mark hanging over its head. Handwritten 2 pgs worth on the other hand has the look of potentially being copied out of a book and you at least get non-existant points for making the effort to read something, not understand it, and copy it down anyway.
2) English commentaries should be devoid of any references to the follwing typical Mazzyisms:
- Hell on a bike
- Jesus Christ on a bike
- a bike on a bike
English should also contain less of tell-the-teacher-how-much-you-know, but more rambling on about the same subject (because you only read one chapter of the 7 you were supposed to) over and over again with plenty of repetition and emphasis on the same points. This will give the impression that you are doing the "expand" bit which teachers seem to find quite important (which is why they continuously write it big, in red with a big ! next to it. It is also interesting to note that the size of what teachers write is proportional to how important they THINK it is. Hence the reason why they always write their name really big on the board during the first lesson)
3) To avoid people braiding your hair, beat them to death with the hairbrush (not hard task for someone like you). In Christina's case, there is no escaping her as she just will not die. my only advice to you is to try chop all your hair off. And even then I think she would spend her time trying to shine your newly-balded head so that she can use it as a mirror to braid her own hair.
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1) Do not ride bicycles-they are usually hell bent, or are already all being used by someone called Jesus
2) When your higher history teacher continues to teach your class as if you were 9 years old, and needed to understand the concept of German/French rivalry in WWI as 'Frankie and Bill both want each other's marbles', and describes French humiliation as 'The French cock's head was bowed', it is a very very very bad idea to look at anyone human as you might actually die laughing.
3) English teachers are the minions of the anti-christ. Wear crucifixes when standing more than three feet away from them
4) Failure to kill Coralyn 'CJ" Burge in Grd 10 will result in her ending up editing the school magazine with you. Murder is the only valiable option in these cases.
5) Guys who try to climb poles will be laughed at. A lot.
6) Guys who act gay but aren't are often life savers.
7) ime managemnt is a fool proof way of getting homework done on time, but also a fantastic way of getting migraines.
8) Walron is a g ood lecturer.He actually knows what he's talking about. Science TOK teachers are shit and should be hung
9) Similarily, Mr. Cockburn's name is pronuonced COburn. Never, ever, ever forget it.
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