I don't need an antidote for you, I've been around you so long, swapped brains, and actually considered you a friend that i think I have developed an immunity... apart from the brain switching thing. I can stop that happening as well as you can control your bloody numb arm...
My parents went out to buy thank you presents for my teachers and they returned with 8 blocks of cooking choclit! this is what happens when you try to buy fancy french choclit and you don't understand the meaning of the word "gastronomie" on the front (despite the fact that its almost exactly the same in english). So well they went back to return 8 blocks of cooking choclit and came back having made a graver mistake:
They bought an extra bar of choclit because they figured I would want to also thank Mr Allen for being such a great tutor these three years. The only thing they have to thank him for is the fact that the immense amount of exercise I have gotten from fetching and returning his register has prevented me from becoming grossly overweight....
Oh well, there are many fun ways to dispose of a bar of choclit....
Did I ever tell you about the time I wrote a card to elena and I called him Mr Dweeb Dork Doink Dumbass... (etc etc all the ridiculous names beginning with D you can imagine) Allen and she lost it in school? We still have no clue who read it coz she found it somewhere in the music dept a week later.
Anyway, the only reason why you're detrermined to get me an lj is that you want someone else out there who has no lj friends! I post enough on yours to have an lj of my own so we can settle at that... i mean we could always share your lj, though I doubt you want that, plus I myself don't want to be particularly associated with your sock/tom felton/evanescence/lizzie borden's extended family of l.d.d's/bald chicken fettishes..
ah well we can just continue posting back and forth, wasting our fabulussly humourous comments on one another coz
a) hardly anyone understand us b) as i repeatedly repeat, you have no lj friends who read these things (except for the person who thinks the world needs more ppl like you who is clearly insane anyway...)
On a happier note I have discovered I am not completely off the wall for thinking oysters when I hear the word "shucks"... it turns out that an oyster shell is a shuck. WHY DONT THEY JUST CALL THEM BLOODY SHELLS? Another english thing they have created to confuse us little minds on earth... *sigh* I can't wait to leave this place ...
My parents went out to buy thank you presents for my teachers and they returned with 8 blocks of cooking choclit! this is what happens when you try to buy fancy french choclit and you don't understand the meaning of the word "gastronomie" on the front (despite the fact that its almost exactly the same in english). So well they went back to return 8 blocks of cooking choclit and came back having made a graver mistake:
They bought an extra bar of choclit because they figured I would want to also thank Mr Allen for being such a great tutor these three years. The only thing they have to thank him for is the fact that the immense amount of exercise I have gotten from fetching and returning his register has prevented me from becoming grossly overweight....
Oh well, there are many fun ways to dispose of a bar of choclit....
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EAT IT!
I am determined to get you an lj...one that you will never update but that is not the point... *looks around* anyone volenteer a code?
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Anyway, the only reason why you're detrermined to get me an lj is that you want someone else out there who has no lj friends! I post enough on yours to have an lj of my own so we can settle at that... i mean we could always share your lj, though I doubt you want that, plus I myself don't want to be particularly associated with your sock/tom felton/evanescence/lizzie borden's extended family of l.d.d's/bald chicken fettishes..
ah well we can just continue posting back and forth, wasting our fabulussly humourous comments on one another coz
a) hardly anyone understand us
b) as i repeatedly repeat, you have no lj friends who read these things (except for the person who thinks the world needs more ppl like you who is clearly insane anyway...)
On a happier note I have discovered I am not completely off the wall for thinking oysters when I hear the word "shucks"... it turns out that an oyster shell is a shuck. WHY DONT THEY JUST CALL THEM BLOODY SHELLS? Another english thing they have created to confuse us little minds on earth... *sigh* I can't wait to leave this place ...
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