gettin home at 6 in da mornin

Apr 28, 2005 06:07

dane cook touched my boob. wooooooooooo. love him love him. don't know why i'm so nervous around him. probably because he's dreamy. damn it. when he signed my shirt (w/ us on it.) he said, next time you can make a shirt of us in this picture and it can be like infinity. or that might be creepy. well, that was the plan i said. i'm a creepy girl. i think it's funny. maybe it's just creepy.

he called me 'baby', as in "it's all you baby." i'm okay with this. he is suave. i bet he didn't used to be.

i told the comics before him, "good game". i think i insulted them. but to be fair, in these slightly awkward meeting 'celebrities' situations, i get terribly nervous. this is also why i can never be famous because faced with an adonis (dane cook) or some such, i freak out. perhaps my desire to be a celebrity has over run my rational brain. who am i kidding? my brain isn't rational, ever. atleast they laughed at good game. even if they thought i was mocking them. i gave them gum and they refered to me as the 'best person in the universe'. this balances it out. besides, i did stand in line for 2 hours and 13 minutes to meet them.

i was so nervous taking my brothers picture w/ dane, that the picture came out blurry due to my INCREDIBLY shaky hands. visably shaky. i must never be allowed to talk to funny, very attractive boys. ever. or atleast be responsible for taking pictures that involve them. to be fair dane jinxed me by saying this picture'll come out great! because the last one, my brother told him, he had blinked. thanks dane.

also:

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

j ew pe nd ou S: DEVON
j ew pe nd ou S: OH FUCK
j ew pe nd ou S: the time is nigh when we must assemble
j ew pe nd ou S: we must go forth to cambodia devon
j ew pe nd ou S: for it is our sworn duty to protect the world
j ew pe nd ou S: meet me in london
j ew pe nd ou S: dont forget your chainsaw
j ew pe nd ou S: does kmart sell handguns, or just rifles

i guess i'm off to london. as the comedy relief of this situation, i'm pretty sure i'm dead first. but hell, i'll be hyyyyyysterical before i go. pony up!

theresa has invited me to hawaii on sept 30th...to see a movie with her. i'm probably going to go. this proves our dorkyness by leaps and bounds. as the movie we're going to see is serenity. of course...sci-fi movies in a hawaiian paradise does sound pretty sweet.
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