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I just watched Big, thinking 'cute Tom Hanks movie with Tom Hanks being cute, sounds great!' and I remembered liking it a lot but WHAT THE FUCK IT IS A BLATANT ENDORSEMENT FOR PEDOPHILIA. Not cool. I need to watch another Hanx movie though because ilh.
I was feeling really good, like motivated and happy and energetic, and then I went for a walk and moved my car and ate some cake and the small dose of reality just exhausted me. When you sit in a chair for hours with nothing but adrenaline and panic and caffeine keeping you going it's easy to get in the zone and not realize that you're basically a zombie. ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE
idk what to watch anymore. I watched a bunch of stand up. I could finish Freaks and Geeks, but it was not everything that I wanted it to be. What I need is comedy. And that show is fucking funny, but it's too involved and good and not what I need. Krystan got me onto the 'Positive Hip Hop' station on Pandora-- it is really had to be grumpy when you're listening to this roller rink music. I need more entertainment, though. Parks is truly perfect for this situation, which is why I have been obsessed with it. It's hilarious and heartwarming and smart without making you think. You don't need to pay attention but you don't feel like they think you're dumb, either. It is exactly what I need in a show. But I can only watch Parks so many times... I have only watched most of the episodes twice; once when they aired and once on rewatch. But all my favs I've seen like 4+ times recently. idc, maybe I will just watch Woman of the Year again. Or Telethon. Or The Fight or The Bubble. I have watched so many times I now know the names of my fav episodes. The files are named on my computer, it's not my fault I learn. WHATEVER RN I AM WATCHING IT, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS EPISODE, DON'T JUDGE ME. Watching Telethon now, idc, it's such an amazing episode. Probably my second favorite after The Fight, both written by Amy Poehler, who is clearly amazing. Perd Hapley doing the worm is the fucking funniest thing in the world. "What the fuck are you doing, Perd Hapley?" Anytime Ron says "what the fuck" I die, Nick Offerman has the best delivery, plus the blurred out mustache. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GERMAN MUFFIN? And Leslie describing the box episode of Friends. Sleep fighting. Why is this episode so good?
I also drink 16 oz of water roughly every 45 minutes and then pee because it's a nice break. Instead of stress eating I'm stress drinking water. Can I overdose on water? I am drinking so much water. Hydrated as shit, though.
K now I'm watching Parks, w/e. I have seen it and it still makes me lol more than anything else I have watched. I am really fucking tired though AM I DRUNK i feel drunk i did have kombucha but idk idk
i am soooooooooooo tired i almost fell asleep on the TOILET where is my 2nd wiiind
I was feeling really good, like motivated and happy and energetic, and then I went for a walk and moved my car and ate some cake and the small dose of reality just exhausted me. When you sit in a chair for hours with nothing but adrenaline and panic and caffeine keeping you going it's easy to get in the zone and not realize that you're basically a zombie. ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE
idk what to watch anymore. I watched a bunch of stand up. I could finish Freaks and Geeks, but it was not everything that I wanted it to be. What I need is comedy. And that show is fucking funny, but it's too involved and good and not what I need. Krystan got me onto the 'Positive Hip Hop' station on Pandora-- it is really had to be grumpy when you're listening to this roller rink music. I need more entertainment, though. Parks is truly perfect for this situation, which is why I have been obsessed with it. It's hilarious and heartwarming and smart without making you think. You don't need to pay attention but you don't feel like they think you're dumb, either. It is exactly what I need in a show. But I can only watch Parks so many times... I have only watched most of the episodes twice; once when they aired and once on rewatch. But all my favs I've seen like 4+ times recently. idc, maybe I will just watch Woman of the Year again. Or Telethon. Or The Fight or The Bubble. I have watched so many times I now know the names of my fav episodes. The files are named on my computer, it's not my fault I learn. WHATEVER RN I AM WATCHING IT, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS EPISODE, DON'T JUDGE ME. Watching Telethon now, idc, it's such an amazing episode. Probably my second favorite after The Fight, both written by Amy Poehler, who is clearly amazing. Perd Hapley doing the worm is the fucking funniest thing in the world. "What the fuck are you doing, Perd Hapley?" Anytime Ron says "what the fuck" I die, Nick Offerman has the best delivery, plus the blurred out mustache. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GERMAN MUFFIN? And Leslie describing the box episode of Friends. Sleep fighting. Why is this episode so good?
I also drink 16 oz of water roughly every 45 minutes and then pee because it's a nice break. Instead of stress eating I'm stress drinking water. Can I overdose on water? I am drinking so much water. Hydrated as shit, though.
K now I'm watching Parks, w/e. I have seen it and it still makes me lol more than anything else I have watched. I am really fucking tired though AM I DRUNK i feel drunk i did have kombucha but idk idk
i am soooooooooooo tired i almost fell asleep on the TOILET where is my 2nd wiiind