Cleaning lady
tadaaa
my first fic ever... in english! lol
ok it's only a oneshot... and it's for a contest... weird way to start writing right? XD Lol sorry for the title of this oneshot.... it's lame I know... I'm so not good with title lol
so... here we go...
Title: Cleaning lady
Author:
Pairing: Junchun
Genre: R, angst, humor (?)
Beta : teapot
Summary : What you see on tv and what to see with your own eyes... it's not always the same...
And again a new record for Xia…
'”Boring…” sighs the man sitting on his couch watching TV.
Xia's new album…
“Damn it! All they keep talking about on TV tonight is that freaking Xia!”
“I thought he was the best, sexiest, hottest, talented, genius man in the whole wide world!” Shouted another guy coming up from the kitchen.
“He's a freaking brat and I hate him!” Said his friend before getting up and leaving for his room, followed two seconds later by his best friend.
“Come on, Yoochun, you can’t be serious! Yesterday Xia was the best thing ever happened in South Korea and today you’re cursing him!”
“Yunho, yesterday was yesterday!” answered Yoochun before opening his door.
Yunho smiled thinking about how much stuff his best friend has in his room to remind him of Xia before chocking on his pepero. Yoochun used to have lots of Xia posters in his room, actually he didn’t remember his wall being lime green. In one corner there used to be a kind of shrine with all Xia albums, singles, dramas, photobooks. Magazines… well every freaking thing about Xia used to be there. Gone. Everything to remind him of Xia was gone. Before saying anything, Yunho turned around and got back into the kitchen. He needed to know. He freaking needed to know if he was dreaming. First the cupboard… Empty. All Xia's favorite food was gone too… there was nothing with Xia’s face in their apartment left… It’s like this guy was… nobody.
Yunho jumped on the couch and grabbed his cell. It was a nightmare for sure… or maybe the end of the world.
“What do you want!?”
“Changmin! You're never gonna believe this! Yoochun is going crazy!” whispered Yunho, he didn’t want Yoochun to know he thought he was ill.
“What the hell are you talking about? Better be important! I was in the middle of dinner!”
“Dinner? We ate like 2 hours ago!”
“So I can’t have another dinner? I need to eat before my snack! What do you want?”
“Yoochundoesntlikexiaanymore” Yunho said really fast.
“Come again?”
“YOOCHUN DOESN’T LIKE XIA ANYMORE!” screamed Yunho
“WHAT???” Chamgnin shrieked. “Give me two minutes, I’m coming over!”
Yunho was glad to have some backup for help. Yoochun was Xia biggest fan, probably even his #1 fan. It couldn't be normal that suddenly he hate him…
Yunho was pacing in the living room, waiting for their friend to arrive. Staring at his watch every two seconds, Yunho was slowly going crazy. Changmin was late. When finally the tall young man opened their door, because no, Changmin doesn’t knock! Never. Knocking at your friends apartment is a loser thing!
“You’re late!” Shouted Yunho as soon as Changmin came into the living room his hands full of bags.
“I’m not late! I said two minutes and I’m here in three. Relax, I had things to bring… It’s an emergency, we need to be ready!”
As soon as Changmin started unpacking said bags, Yunho could feel his eyes getting wider. Xia albums, DVDs... Why? Though the worst was probably… a rope?
“What the…”
“Yoochun can’t stop being a fan! It’s like as if the sun stopped doing its job!”
Yunho was totally clueless.
“Yoochun stopping being a fan is like me to stop eating!” Changmin explained.
Yunho could feel the sweat dripping down his spine. Now he was freaking scared!
“But the rope?”
”Aaahh that’s the best part! If Yoochun doesn’t want to watch those DVDs, we gonna use the rope! I’m such a genius!” Changmin beamed before going to see Yoochun, Yunho trailing behind him.
“Yoochun?” Changmin knocked on said man's door.
Room doors were the only ones where Changmin knocked because, well when you open a door to talk to your friend and you find him jerking off looking at some wrestling magazine, one gets scared for the rest of their life. So yeah, Changmin only knocks at room doors…
“Come in.”
Yoochun was on his bed, reading a novel, probably a romance - hopeless - again, no music, nothing. It was so quiet, Changmin gave Yunho a look telling him that Yoochun was probably gonna die soon maybe?
“Care to explain?” Asked Changmin after reaching the olders bed.
“Explain what?” Yoochun was still reading like it was something totally normal to do.
“Where are your poster? And your shrine for Xia?”
“Who?”
“XIA, your biggest crush since kindergarten, the man of your dreams, the most sexiest, hottest man in the whole wide world!”
“Don’t know him.” Answered Yoochun before flipping his book and looking at Changmin.
Changmin looked at Yunho who was still at the door, now he was scared.
“Who are you? What did you do to Yoochun??” Shouted Changmin before getting up and reaching something in is pocket.
“I’m sick of this man, that’s all.”
Changmin finally took something from his pocket. A cross and a water bottle. He started spraying his best friend with the water while using the cross like a weapon.
“What the hell are you doing?” Asked Yoochun trying to protect himself from the water.
“It’s holy water! I’m trying to exorcise you! Demon! Get out of my friend's body!!!”
Changmin expected anything except Yoochun starting to laugh and laugh and laugh even more. Tears were falling down because he was laughing so much.
“Ok I’ll explain.”
*flashback*
Yoochun was happy today. Well he was always in a good mood when he was working because he had the best job ever. Working in a music store was probably the best job. Playing piano, helping people buying the best instruments, yep he was at the right place. And every time he was working, his boss always let him play any music in the store. Regular clients were smiling every time they got in. Even before they could see the one working, they knew if it was Yoochun or not. It was so easy, when ever Xia's music was playing Yoochun was working.
Today was the best day of his life, Xia's concert was at the end of the week, it was sold out two minutes after the tickets were online. But the worst was, Yoochun was out of the city that day, in the woods with Yoohwan. And in the middle of the woods, cell phones don’t work of course. But he wasn’t worried that day since every time Xia held a concert, Changmin, Yunho and him always got tickets. They all try it at the same time. The first one to get the tickets calls and they stop trying. So that day Yoochun was still happy because he knew they got tickets anyway. He just didn’t know that in Seoul that day they had a big storm. No power, no internet. But the good thing was they still could got tickets from the radio. And that day that’s why Yoochun was even more happy. They won. Three freaking VIP tickets! Front row, album and picture with his signature on it!!!
So today was an extra good day, he was working, and got tickets. And it was really quiet in the afternoon so he had time to play the piano. He only got one little girl who was crying cause she broke the pick she used to play guitar with. So after he sold her another one, he was free to play.
Yoochun was done playing little bit after four because it was time to do a check up for he was closing soon when the miracle happened.
Kim Junsu aka XIA came into the store. Looking absolutely gorgeous dressed in black, his hair spiked up with gel and big sunglasses. He was shining like a God. Right after him was his best friend and of course his manager was right behind them.
Yoochun couldn’t feel his legs, he had to almost sit on the bench to make sure he won’t fall in front of the sexiest man alive. Yoochun looked behind him and wiped his mouth, just in case he was drooling. Junsu took his glasses off and looked straight in Yoochun's eyes, he was annoyed and looked pissed but still, he made eye contact with Yoochun.
“Well are you working here or are you just the cleaning lady?” Junsu shouted before laughing like it was a good joke. His best friend started laughing too.
“Junsu be nice… I think he’s gonna cry.” Laughed the latter.
“Jaejoong, I am always nice.” Junsu smirked.
“Come on, guys, before the fans see us. Buy what ever you need and lets go!” Said the manager still watching the outside of the store.
“Ok cleaning lady! Show me your piano!” Said Junsu.
“Well Junsu-sshii… e-e-verything is here.. “
“Look Junsu… I can’t believe we didn’t know it was a piano!” Laughed Jaejoong while walking with Junsu to where Yoochun showed them the piano behind him.
Junsu laughed but didn’t said anything… he was way too busy looking at Yoochun.
Jaejoong was looking at the piano and Junsu was still staring at Yoochun, the young man was blushing like crazy.
“So, you want to sleep with me Yoochun?” Asked Junsu after reading his name tag.
“W-What?“
“You know who I am right? You're blushing, can’t really look at me… I know when I meet a fan who wants my body! So you want me?”
“No-o-o Junsu-sshhiii I-I am straight.”
“Well doesn’t matter to me! You still can suck me, I don’t care if you’re straight or not. I’ll pay you if you want, it’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.” Junsu smiled.
It was now Jaejoong's turn to laugh, he was used to see his best friend playing his little charm but it was always funny.
Yoochun was shocked. Where was the pure and innocent Xia he saw on TV? Of course on stage he was the beast, the sex machine! The man who could turn a lesbian straight just by moving his pelvic. Yoochun wasn’t sure if he was happy with the real Xia.
“So how much is this piano?” Asked Jaejoong.
Yoochun turned around to answer the man but couldn’t say anything as a creepy hand was groping his ass. Yoochun turned back to look at the star behind him. Junsu showed him both hands smiling like he didn’t do anything.
Yoochun was happy all day… except after 4pm.
*end of flashback*
Yoochun chuckled, both of his friends were wide eyed and open mouthed. Changmin shook his head, it’s like he was back in the real world.
“He really said that?” Changmin said while Yunho still had his eyes wide and mouth opened.
“Yep.”
“Who would have thought that Xia was an asshole in real life…”
“But you’re still coming to the concert with us right?” asked Yunho after wiping his mouth.
“No, maybe my brother can go but I really don’t want to go there… he totally lost my respect”
“What a jerk!” shouted Yunho
“Oh…” whispered Changmin.
“What’s wrong?” asked Yoochun.
“Well, I got all kinds of stuff to make you fall back for him but knowing the reason… it’s useless…”
“You look sad… why?” smiled Yoochun.
“We won’t use the rope.” Changmin sighed.
Yoochun started laughing, making his friends smile. Yoochun was back.
The next day, a surprise was waiting for Yoochun at the music shop. Before his boss left for the day, leaving Yoochun alone for the morning - another coworker was coming in the afternoon - he gave him a box saying someone brought it earlier this morning. Yoochun’s name was on it.
Thank god Yoochun waited until is boss was gone to open the box. A box of flavored condoms was inside. With a note.
Hey cleaning lady, hope you like it! If you’re tired to suck me off we can use it, of course since my ass is worth more than yours, I’m the top. See you later hot stuff.
Yoochun was glad when his coworker came in the afternoon. He saw the other day on Xia's fanpage that he was working on his concert until 4PM, eat and get back to work until late at night. That’s what fans waiting for him wrote on that blog. A little bit after 3:30, Yoochun left, telling the other guy he had a dentist appointment.
At his apartment, the three of them were in the kitchen around the table with the condom box in the middle of the table. None of them could believe what was in front of them.
“Well… Yoochun… to bad he’s a jerk cause he's a good catch!” said Yunho.
“Damn I know! I can’t remember how many times I dreamed about his hip thrust!”
“Maybe you should go for it…” started Changmin.
“WHAT!?!” Shouted Yoochun and Yunho at the same time.
“Well… think about it… nobody knows that he’s gay… or bi or whatever… just think about it… if we can get pictures…”
“I don’t really want my ass all over internet and in the news… I don’t think my mom's gonna like it…
” “Too bad…” sighed Changmin. Before one of them could talk, Yoochun's cell start playing Tarantallegra.
“I need to change the ringtone” sighed Yoochun, “Hello? What? Really? You said what? He said what? Who’s working tomorrow? Ok thanks bye”
“Geez I’m in deep shit.”
“What?” asked Yunho.
“Xia came to the shop… Sungmin told him I left early and Xia ask if I was working tomorrow…”
“Wow, Xia really want you!”
“I can’t work tomorrow! I don’t want to see him! “ Yoochun jumped on his cell.
“Leeteuk? Yes it’s me, I wondered if you could switch with me tomorrow? You can work in the morning and I’ll take you’re afternoon shift. Sure? Ok thanks bye!”
“Well it’s perfect! Tomorrow Leeteuk is gonna work in the morning and I’ll be there in the afternoon and since the shop closes at 4pm I’ll be save.”
The next day another surprise was waiting for Yoochun. This time it was in his locker. Another box. He didn’t wait to open it. A bottle of coconut flavor lube was inside.
Hey cleaning lady, I miss you. Where are you. Here is a little something to make sure you think of me.
Yoochun was shocked. How far is this guy gonna go to have him …
He put the lube in his pocket and went back to the front. It was a quiet afternoon, he was in the guitar section placing everything in order cause he sold one not to long ago when the door opened again. Yoochun sighed, who would come in two minutes before closing time.
“Miss me?” asked a low voice in his ear. Yoochun shivered at the voice without turning he knew who it was. Before he could turn around, strong hands circled his waist and lips were on his neck. Yoochun couldn't help but moan. He dreamed about this since Xia started singing and for the first time his dream came true. Xia was a jerk… but a sexy one…
Suddenly the lips were gone, hands too. When Yoochun turned around Xia was already heading back to the door.
“What the hell do you think you're doing?” asked Yoochun.
“Giving you a teaser of what I’m gonna do to you tomorrow after my concert.” answered Xia with a wink and a smile.
Without saying more, he dropped an envelop on the desk and left. Yoochun went to grab the envelop, inside were 3 VIP tickets and 3 backstage passes. At first Yoochun didn’t understand the reason for 3 ticket. Then he remembered, Xia went into his locker, he probably saw the picture he took with Changmin and Yunho when they got their deluxe package of Tarantallegra album.
When Yoochun opened his eyes the next day, all he could think about was the concert. And after that concert, he was curious about what was gonna happen. Would Xia just gonna jump on him as soon as he’s gonna see him?
After he came back from work the day before, he had called Sungmin asking him if he knew someone who needed tickets for the concert. Luck was on his side since Sungmin knew someone. They met them before the concert for their extra ticket. Those ticket was free but well, they didn’t need to know right?
Before the concert started when everybody was screaming at the big screen, Yoochun knew what to do. The concert started, since Junsu knew where Yoochun was, every hip thrust, every smile, was directed to him when it was possible. During Intoxication when he drop on his knees… right in front of Yoochun, the older man thought he was going crazy…
After the encore when people start leaving, Yoochun took 3 random girl and gave them their backstage pass. Those fans were just staring at them in shock. Yoochun smiled and told them they couldn’t go because they had to leave and it was a waste to not use those pass. The three girls thanked them for almost 10 minutes and bowed before leaving all hyper and giggling.
Yunho and Changmin gave Yoochun a hug saying he made the right decision.
Really?
my first fic ever... in english! lol
ok it's only a oneshot... and it's for a contest... weird way to start writing right? XD Lol sorry for the title of this oneshot.... it's lame I know... I'm so not good with title lol
so... here we go...
Title: Cleaning lady
Author:
Pairing: Junchun
Genre: R, angst, humor (?)
Beta : teapot
Summary : What you see on tv and what to see with your own eyes... it's not always the same...
And again a new record for Xia…
'”Boring…” sighs the man sitting on his couch watching TV.
Xia's new album…
“Damn it! All they keep talking about on TV tonight is that freaking Xia!”
“I thought he was the best, sexiest, hottest, talented, genius man in the whole wide world!” Shouted another guy coming up from the kitchen.
“He's a freaking brat and I hate him!” Said his friend before getting up and leaving for his room, followed two seconds later by his best friend.
“Come on, Yoochun, you can’t be serious! Yesterday Xia was the best thing ever happened in South Korea and today you’re cursing him!”
“Yunho, yesterday was yesterday!” answered Yoochun before opening his door.
Yunho smiled thinking about how much stuff his best friend has in his room to remind him of Xia before chocking on his pepero. Yoochun used to have lots of Xia posters in his room, actually he didn’t remember his wall being lime green. In one corner there used to be a kind of shrine with all Xia albums, singles, dramas, photobooks. Magazines… well every freaking thing about Xia used to be there. Gone. Everything to remind him of Xia was gone. Before saying anything, Yunho turned around and got back into the kitchen. He needed to know. He freaking needed to know if he was dreaming. First the cupboard… Empty. All Xia's favorite food was gone too… there was nothing with Xia’s face in their apartment left… It’s like this guy was… nobody.
Yunho jumped on the couch and grabbed his cell. It was a nightmare for sure… or maybe the end of the world.
“What do you want!?”
“Changmin! You're never gonna believe this! Yoochun is going crazy!” whispered Yunho, he didn’t want Yoochun to know he thought he was ill.
“What the hell are you talking about? Better be important! I was in the middle of dinner!”
“Dinner? We ate like 2 hours ago!”
“So I can’t have another dinner? I need to eat before my snack! What do you want?”
“Yoochundoesntlikexiaanymore” Yunho said really fast.
“Come again?”
“YOOCHUN DOESN’T LIKE XIA ANYMORE!” screamed Yunho
“WHAT???” Chamgnin shrieked. “Give me two minutes, I’m coming over!”
Yunho was glad to have some backup for help. Yoochun was Xia biggest fan, probably even his #1 fan. It couldn't be normal that suddenly he hate him…
Yunho was pacing in the living room, waiting for their friend to arrive. Staring at his watch every two seconds, Yunho was slowly going crazy. Changmin was late. When finally the tall young man opened their door, because no, Changmin doesn’t knock! Never. Knocking at your friends apartment is a loser thing!
“You’re late!” Shouted Yunho as soon as Changmin came into the living room his hands full of bags.
“I’m not late! I said two minutes and I’m here in three. Relax, I had things to bring… It’s an emergency, we need to be ready!”
As soon as Changmin started unpacking said bags, Yunho could feel his eyes getting wider. Xia albums, DVDs... Why? Though the worst was probably… a rope?
“What the…”
“Yoochun can’t stop being a fan! It’s like as if the sun stopped doing its job!”
Yunho was totally clueless.
“Yoochun stopping being a fan is like me to stop eating!” Changmin explained.
Yunho could feel the sweat dripping down his spine. Now he was freaking scared!
“But the rope?”
”Aaahh that’s the best part! If Yoochun doesn’t want to watch those DVDs, we gonna use the rope! I’m such a genius!” Changmin beamed before going to see Yoochun, Yunho trailing behind him.
“Yoochun?” Changmin knocked on said man's door.
Room doors were the only ones where Changmin knocked because, well when you open a door to talk to your friend and you find him jerking off looking at some wrestling magazine, one gets scared for the rest of their life. So yeah, Changmin only knocks at room doors…
“Come in.”
Yoochun was on his bed, reading a novel, probably a romance - hopeless - again, no music, nothing. It was so quiet, Changmin gave Yunho a look telling him that Yoochun was probably gonna die soon maybe?
“Care to explain?” Asked Changmin after reaching the olders bed.
“Explain what?” Yoochun was still reading like it was something totally normal to do.
“Where are your poster? And your shrine for Xia?”
“Who?”
“XIA, your biggest crush since kindergarten, the man of your dreams, the most sexiest, hottest man in the whole wide world!”
“Don’t know him.” Answered Yoochun before flipping his book and looking at Changmin.
Changmin looked at Yunho who was still at the door, now he was scared.
“Who are you? What did you do to Yoochun??” Shouted Changmin before getting up and reaching something in is pocket.
“I’m sick of this man, that’s all.”
Changmin finally took something from his pocket. A cross and a water bottle. He started spraying his best friend with the water while using the cross like a weapon.
“What the hell are you doing?” Asked Yoochun trying to protect himself from the water.
“It’s holy water! I’m trying to exorcise you! Demon! Get out of my friend's body!!!”
Changmin expected anything except Yoochun starting to laugh and laugh and laugh even more. Tears were falling down because he was laughing so much.
“Ok I’ll explain.”
*flashback*
Yoochun was happy today. Well he was always in a good mood when he was working because he had the best job ever. Working in a music store was probably the best job. Playing piano, helping people buying the best instruments, yep he was at the right place. And every time he was working, his boss always let him play any music in the store. Regular clients were smiling every time they got in. Even before they could see the one working, they knew if it was Yoochun or not. It was so easy, when ever Xia's music was playing Yoochun was working.
Today was the best day of his life, Xia's concert was at the end of the week, it was sold out two minutes after the tickets were online. But the worst was, Yoochun was out of the city that day, in the woods with Yoohwan. And in the middle of the woods, cell phones don’t work of course. But he wasn’t worried that day since every time Xia held a concert, Changmin, Yunho and him always got tickets. They all try it at the same time. The first one to get the tickets calls and they stop trying. So that day Yoochun was still happy because he knew they got tickets anyway. He just didn’t know that in Seoul that day they had a big storm. No power, no internet. But the good thing was they still could got tickets from the radio. And that day that’s why Yoochun was even more happy. They won. Three freaking VIP tickets! Front row, album and picture with his signature on it!!!
So today was an extra good day, he was working, and got tickets. And it was really quiet in the afternoon so he had time to play the piano. He only got one little girl who was crying cause she broke the pick she used to play guitar with. So after he sold her another one, he was free to play.
Yoochun was done playing little bit after four because it was time to do a check up for he was closing soon when the miracle happened.
Kim Junsu aka XIA came into the store. Looking absolutely gorgeous dressed in black, his hair spiked up with gel and big sunglasses. He was shining like a God. Right after him was his best friend and of course his manager was right behind them.
Yoochun couldn’t feel his legs, he had to almost sit on the bench to make sure he won’t fall in front of the sexiest man alive. Yoochun looked behind him and wiped his mouth, just in case he was drooling. Junsu took his glasses off and looked straight in Yoochun's eyes, he was annoyed and looked pissed but still, he made eye contact with Yoochun.
“Well are you working here or are you just the cleaning lady?” Junsu shouted before laughing like it was a good joke. His best friend started laughing too.
“Junsu be nice… I think he’s gonna cry.” Laughed the latter.
“Jaejoong, I am always nice.” Junsu smirked.
“Come on, guys, before the fans see us. Buy what ever you need and lets go!” Said the manager still watching the outside of the store.
“Ok cleaning lady! Show me your piano!” Said Junsu.
“Well Junsu-sshii… e-e-verything is here.. “
“Look Junsu… I can’t believe we didn’t know it was a piano!” Laughed Jaejoong while walking with Junsu to where Yoochun showed them the piano behind him.
Junsu laughed but didn’t said anything… he was way too busy looking at Yoochun.
Jaejoong was looking at the piano and Junsu was still staring at Yoochun, the young man was blushing like crazy.
“So, you want to sleep with me Yoochun?” Asked Junsu after reading his name tag.
“W-What?“
“You know who I am right? You're blushing, can’t really look at me… I know when I meet a fan who wants my body! So you want me?”
“No-o-o Junsu-sshhiii I-I am straight.”
“Well doesn’t matter to me! You still can suck me, I don’t care if you’re straight or not. I’ll pay you if you want, it’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.” Junsu smiled.
It was now Jaejoong's turn to laugh, he was used to see his best friend playing his little charm but it was always funny.
Yoochun was shocked. Where was the pure and innocent Xia he saw on TV? Of course on stage he was the beast, the sex machine! The man who could turn a lesbian straight just by moving his pelvic. Yoochun wasn’t sure if he was happy with the real Xia.
“So how much is this piano?” Asked Jaejoong.
Yoochun turned around to answer the man but couldn’t say anything as a creepy hand was groping his ass. Yoochun turned back to look at the star behind him. Junsu showed him both hands smiling like he didn’t do anything.
Yoochun was happy all day… except after 4pm.
*end of flashback*
Yoochun chuckled, both of his friends were wide eyed and open mouthed. Changmin shook his head, it’s like he was back in the real world.
“He really said that?” Changmin said while Yunho still had his eyes wide and mouth opened.
“Yep.”
“Who would have thought that Xia was an asshole in real life…”
“But you’re still coming to the concert with us right?” asked Yunho after wiping his mouth.
“No, maybe my brother can go but I really don’t want to go there… he totally lost my respect”
“What a jerk!” shouted Yunho
“Oh…” whispered Changmin.
“What’s wrong?” asked Yoochun.
“Well, I got all kinds of stuff to make you fall back for him but knowing the reason… it’s useless…”
“You look sad… why?” smiled Yoochun.
“We won’t use the rope.” Changmin sighed.
Yoochun started laughing, making his friends smile. Yoochun was back.
The next day, a surprise was waiting for Yoochun at the music shop. Before his boss left for the day, leaving Yoochun alone for the morning - another coworker was coming in the afternoon - he gave him a box saying someone brought it earlier this morning. Yoochun’s name was on it.
Thank god Yoochun waited until is boss was gone to open the box. A box of flavored condoms was inside. With a note.
Hey cleaning lady, hope you like it! If you’re tired to suck me off we can use it, of course since my ass is worth more than yours, I’m the top. See you later hot stuff.
Yoochun was glad when his coworker came in the afternoon. He saw the other day on Xia's fanpage that he was working on his concert until 4PM, eat and get back to work until late at night. That’s what fans waiting for him wrote on that blog. A little bit after 3:30, Yoochun left, telling the other guy he had a dentist appointment.
At his apartment, the three of them were in the kitchen around the table with the condom box in the middle of the table. None of them could believe what was in front of them.
“Well… Yoochun… to bad he’s a jerk cause he's a good catch!” said Yunho.
“Damn I know! I can’t remember how many times I dreamed about his hip thrust!”
“Maybe you should go for it…” started Changmin.
“WHAT!?!” Shouted Yoochun and Yunho at the same time.
“Well… think about it… nobody knows that he’s gay… or bi or whatever… just think about it… if we can get pictures…”
“I don’t really want my ass all over internet and in the news… I don’t think my mom's gonna like it…
” “Too bad…” sighed Changmin. Before one of them could talk, Yoochun's cell start playing Tarantallegra.
“I need to change the ringtone” sighed Yoochun, “Hello? What? Really? You said what? He said what? Who’s working tomorrow? Ok thanks bye”
“Geez I’m in deep shit.”
“What?” asked Yunho.
“Xia came to the shop… Sungmin told him I left early and Xia ask if I was working tomorrow…”
“Wow, Xia really want you!”
“I can’t work tomorrow! I don’t want to see him! “ Yoochun jumped on his cell.
“Leeteuk? Yes it’s me, I wondered if you could switch with me tomorrow? You can work in the morning and I’ll take you’re afternoon shift. Sure? Ok thanks bye!”
“Well it’s perfect! Tomorrow Leeteuk is gonna work in the morning and I’ll be there in the afternoon and since the shop closes at 4pm I’ll be save.”
The next day another surprise was waiting for Yoochun. This time it was in his locker. Another box. He didn’t wait to open it. A bottle of coconut flavor lube was inside.
Hey cleaning lady, I miss you. Where are you. Here is a little something to make sure you think of me.
Yoochun was shocked. How far is this guy gonna go to have him …
He put the lube in his pocket and went back to the front. It was a quiet afternoon, he was in the guitar section placing everything in order cause he sold one not to long ago when the door opened again. Yoochun sighed, who would come in two minutes before closing time.
“Miss me?” asked a low voice in his ear. Yoochun shivered at the voice without turning he knew who it was. Before he could turn around, strong hands circled his waist and lips were on his neck. Yoochun couldn't help but moan. He dreamed about this since Xia started singing and for the first time his dream came true. Xia was a jerk… but a sexy one…
Suddenly the lips were gone, hands too. When Yoochun turned around Xia was already heading back to the door.
“What the hell do you think you're doing?” asked Yoochun.
“Giving you a teaser of what I’m gonna do to you tomorrow after my concert.” answered Xia with a wink and a smile.
Without saying more, he dropped an envelop on the desk and left. Yoochun went to grab the envelop, inside were 3 VIP tickets and 3 backstage passes. At first Yoochun didn’t understand the reason for 3 ticket. Then he remembered, Xia went into his locker, he probably saw the picture he took with Changmin and Yunho when they got their deluxe package of Tarantallegra album.
When Yoochun opened his eyes the next day, all he could think about was the concert. And after that concert, he was curious about what was gonna happen. Would Xia just gonna jump on him as soon as he’s gonna see him?
After he came back from work the day before, he had called Sungmin asking him if he knew someone who needed tickets for the concert. Luck was on his side since Sungmin knew someone. They met them before the concert for their extra ticket. Those ticket was free but well, they didn’t need to know right?
Before the concert started when everybody was screaming at the big screen, Yoochun knew what to do. The concert started, since Junsu knew where Yoochun was, every hip thrust, every smile, was directed to him when it was possible. During Intoxication when he drop on his knees… right in front of Yoochun, the older man thought he was going crazy…
After the encore when people start leaving, Yoochun took 3 random girl and gave them their backstage pass. Those fans were just staring at them in shock. Yoochun smiled and told them they couldn’t go because they had to leave and it was a waste to not use those pass. The three girls thanked them for almost 10 minutes and bowed before leaving all hyper and giggling.
Yunho and Changmin gave Yoochun a hug saying he made the right decision.
Really?