Alright Fuckers.
Heres another entry, coming at you, after a long absence. So what the fuck is up with me? A bunch of pain, anger, and frustration. Why? Women, employment, and sex, among other things. So, lets get down and dirty, shall we?
Employment: Ive been busting my ass for 2 months to get a job. Ive put in applications, called about those applications incessantly, been to interviews, and where am I now? Sitting here without a fucking job! Is it this fucking difficult to find employment? Im over 21, so I can basicly work in any untrained work place. Liquor stores, tobacco stores, gas stations, restraunts, the list goes on and on. I dont have a criminal record except for my minor consumption back in 98 or 99. It was a misdemeanor, not a felony. So what the fuck is the problem, aside from good old George Dubbahue taking a piss on our economy.
Women: So, I was trying to get with my friend Kris's friend Jackie for 5 months. I was a gentleman. A sweetheart. A nice guy. And what do I get? Stepped all over. Ive been trying for 5 months, and I end up moving in with her, to help her afford her new apartment. Well, we are sitting down one night, bored, so I decide "Hell, Jay just moved up here from Mississippi, ill have him and his friend Eric come out and hang out." So I get ahold of them, and they come out, and we all have a good time drinkin, playin video games, and cards. Well, 2 days later we decide to go to Bloomington, to Jay and Erics place. We go and get a bottle of tequila, and we all start drinking. Well, Jackie starts kissing on Eric, and me and her get into a fight. And she ends up leaving with Eric. I was extremely shitty with Eric, cause HE KNEW I LIKED JACKIE! Jay was also pissed, because he says that Eric is notorious for this shit. Jay recently told me that Eric is doing this to another couple, and Jackie has no idea. But I wont say shit to her. So back to the story. So, I try for 5 months, and get stepped all over, Eric is an asshole, and gets the girl (they arent actually dating, but she likes him) after meeting her 3 times.
Sex: Chasing 1 woman for 5 months, obviously if Jackie gave me none, I havent been getting any. And this is the case. Its been since December.
So Im sitting here, smoking a cigarette, drinking my chocolate milkshake, and bored out of my god damned mind. On a high note, I had a high self esteem day. I recently shaved off all my hair, and today I was wearing my velvet carolina blue/navy blue/white basketball jersey and shorts. I had upside down crosses in my ears (me making my "i disdain religion" statement. plus, it really pisses off the christians.) All in all, I thought i was looking pretty fucking sexy today.
Id live to say hi to Rebecca, Laura, Lynette, Sammie, Samie, Lissa, Dana, Katie, Melanie, and anyone else I cant remember at the moment cause im tired. I miss you all, wherever you might be.
Employment: Ive been busting my ass for 2 months to get a job. Ive put in applications, called about those applications incessantly, been to interviews, and where am I now? Sitting here without a fucking job! Is it this fucking difficult to find employment? Im over 21, so I can basicly work in any untrained work place. Liquor stores, tobacco stores, gas stations, restraunts, the list goes on and on. I dont have a criminal record except for my minor consumption back in 98 or 99. It was a misdemeanor, not a felony. So what the fuck is the problem, aside from good old George Dubbahue taking a piss on our economy.
Women: So, I was trying to get with my friend Kris's friend Jackie for 5 months. I was a gentleman. A sweetheart. A nice guy. And what do I get? Stepped all over. Ive been trying for 5 months, and I end up moving in with her, to help her afford her new apartment. Well, we are sitting down one night, bored, so I decide "Hell, Jay just moved up here from Mississippi, ill have him and his friend Eric come out and hang out." So I get ahold of them, and they come out, and we all have a good time drinkin, playin video games, and cards. Well, 2 days later we decide to go to Bloomington, to Jay and Erics place. We go and get a bottle of tequila, and we all start drinking. Well, Jackie starts kissing on Eric, and me and her get into a fight. And she ends up leaving with Eric. I was extremely shitty with Eric, cause HE KNEW I LIKED JACKIE! Jay was also pissed, because he says that Eric is notorious for this shit. Jay recently told me that Eric is doing this to another couple, and Jackie has no idea. But I wont say shit to her. So back to the story. So, I try for 5 months, and get stepped all over, Eric is an asshole, and gets the girl (they arent actually dating, but she likes him) after meeting her 3 times.
Sex: Chasing 1 woman for 5 months, obviously if Jackie gave me none, I havent been getting any. And this is the case. Its been since December.
So Im sitting here, smoking a cigarette, drinking my chocolate milkshake, and bored out of my god damned mind. On a high note, I had a high self esteem day. I recently shaved off all my hair, and today I was wearing my velvet carolina blue/navy blue/white basketball jersey and shorts. I had upside down crosses in my ears (me making my "i disdain religion" statement. plus, it really pisses off the christians.) All in all, I thought i was looking pretty fucking sexy today.
Id live to say hi to Rebecca, Laura, Lynette, Sammie, Samie, Lissa, Dana, Katie, Melanie, and anyone else I cant remember at the moment cause im tired. I miss you all, wherever you might be.