Crescive In His Pornstache, Or, The Stupidest PB Picspam Ever

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Photos of Ian Bostridge in the ENO's production of Death in Venice are almost entirely to blame for this look into what the academic!AU would look like if all the main male characters had pornstaches.

Incidentally, there are apparently no pictures of Chu Omambala with a pornstache, so Edward is left out this time. Really he is better off.