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Apr 03, 2005 16:56

ive decided i shall be given a viking funeral.

somewhere in the middle of the ocean i want my friends to toss my coffin off a boat and set it a flame. i probably will not have earned an honor such as that but damnit if i cant be hurled at the sun i would really like to know my body will not be taking up valuable realestate.

also in case i do somehow manage to deserve some sort of memorial i would like to be given a 20' tall iron and bronze statue of me with a beared and hat of some sort.
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