Because goddamnit, I need a fucking pick-me-up...
...and I told withcrayons I'd do this for her at the beginning of the week and things have been way too crazy to get it done before now. Charlie, love, I'm sorry it took so long, and I hope I actually found that Lochte guy for you. I'm a little unsure they're all him...
( have i posted *anything* dial-up friendly lately? )
( have i posted *anything* dial-up friendly lately? )
CROW! MY BB! *smushes him* God I miss hockey. If there is a lockout I will kill someone, I swear to god.
LMAO KANER.
Unf, I almost forgot how how Dunc was... SEABSIE'S FACE IN TEH ONE WITH DUNC PATTING HIM ON THE HEAD LOL.
I am not normally a legs-ogling type of girl, but good goddamn, KEITH'S LEGS ARE SEXY.
The one of them on the baseball field... Seabs is such a giant, lol...
Dunc's One Goal commercial always will be hot. Always.
LOL SEEEEEEEEEBS U R SO DRUNK
yeah, they are kind of ridiculous aren't they? LOL OH WELL.
Trying, but is he succeeding? I wonder if Jonny can actually bowl. Huh.
Sharpie: LOL ABBY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS GUY? WHAT A LOSER.
Abby from the stands: SHUT UP AND GET HIM ON BOARD WITH THE THREESOME ALREADY.
Unf, DuncnSeabs both look SO GOOD in that Charity pic. Love Dunc's shirt, any guy who can pull off purple is good in my book, and Seabs' is a great color, and loooove the open buttons. I wanna just bite at his collarbone. *cough*
klasdgjadshf lmfao omg seabs your face is so creepy i cannot hahahahahahaha. UGH SHARPIE WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL.
Seabs: Is that a penny?
I MISS THE ALTERNATE JERSEYS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD. THEY ALL LOOKED SO FUCKING GOOD IN THEM! Tazer, Seabs, Dunc and Crow especially. :(
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE TAZER. TRYINA STARE AT YOUR BOY.
oh my fuck, dunc's MOUTh, skadjghadsjkfn hnnngh. *____*
saldkghadskjf omg the comic. AND DUNC'S FRECKLES. :D
Kaner may not be traditionally an attractive guy, but god, his smile does SO many things to me. That cheeky, impish little grin is just. akjdgha. <3333 KANER ILU BB.
DAMN YOU DUNCAN KEITH.
Nemo. ;________;
NO SEABS DON'T CRY.
:| AND CUT YOUR HAIR.
DUNCS, YOUR HAIR IS POSITIVELY ATROCIOUS. CUT IT NOW.
Yes Dunc, you and Seabs are that obvious. <3
LOL DUNC'S ANGRYFACE.
He needs to cut his hair, ASAP. It looks AWFUL.
Aw, Tazer's smile!
LOL Kaner.
OMF YES RYAN LOCHTE. GET IN MY BED INSTANTLY. He is like, STUPIDLY good looking. Me and my brother and my bff and my mother were ALL SWOONING AT HOW PERFECT HE IS.
Yes. Yes he does. He has... I think more than one, and he always wears them when he gets medals. LOL what a moron. <3
SEABS AND DOLPHIN TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS OMG I CANNOT askdjhgaweiufhariuhgasdfkajshdfaskdjhfas!!!!!!
I want to lick his back. And his abs. And bite him. Hnnngh, Duncs.
THEY ARE SO PLAYFUL AND CUTE AND BOYFRIENDY.
Ew, Phelps is gross and dumb and I don't like him at all. LOCHTE ALL THE WAY. LOOK AT HIS FACE.
AND HIS SMILE. Yes that is him and UGH MAN STOP SMILING YOU ARE KILLING ME DUDE.
LOOK AT HIS HIPS. JESUS. I just want to bite him everywhere. >.>
My mom was saying that too, actually. Olympic tattoos are really hot. The rings just make for a really awesome tattoo. Not too much, not too bright or big or colorful but it's just perfect.
He's like, the nicest guy ever, not douchey at all. I think polo shirts and popped collars just tend to make people look like it. Seriously, he's just so unique and kind of dumb sometimes, he mixes up his metaphors like crazy and comes up with the most hilarious, stupid shit, but it's so great, he's so presh.
Probably a cross between both? He's just being silly. :P
Huh, he kinda reminds me of Colton Haynes in this picture. HIS EYES ARE RIDICULOUS AND HIS FRECKLES I ADORE THEM.
I love swimmer's bodies, because they're not too ripped with stupidly huge muscles like gymnasts or weightlifters, they're slimmer and more equal all over with perfect abs that aren't too much, and HIP BONES hnnnnngh jesus christ.
I KNOW RIGHT? ISN'T HE PRETTY? ARE YOU SORRY? I BET YOU'RE NOT. :D
KANERGIGGLE! .... I like his chain. Hockey players wearing chains are hot.
I feel like I should make some inappropriate joke about the shape of Tazer's mouth, here....
SEGUIN, YOU ARE RUINING THIS PERFECTLY NICE PICTURE OF PEEKABOO SMILING FOR ME. :| GTFO.
Ugh Lochte's SMILE. It's just so genuine and sweet!
HE IS SO FUCKING HOT, LSDUGJSDNGFSKD.
BOYFRIENDS!
PATRICK SQUARED! I ALSO SHIP IT, I GIVE NO FUCKS.
oh jesus jonny. what is your face. D:
IDEK WHAT LOCTHE'S DOING THERE BUT GLASSES, KIRIN. GLASSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. **______**
you are my favorite. <3
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I'll help you.
Right?
I KNOW!
His legs just fucking *kill* me. UNF.
He's so big! It's funny, because his attitude does not scream "big motherfucker" at all.
Yes, yes it will.
HE'S WASTED! And I bet he's a surprisingly cheap drunk.
It just kind of took me by surprise when I realized they're wearing shorts and they've taped their socks up and they wear suspenders and and and what?
I'd pay money to see. I doubt he can, though. He's too good at hockey.
I WANT MORE SHARP/LADY SHARP/BUR FIC!
I...can't disagree with any of that.
BECAUSE HE'S *SHARPIE*.
"Coach told me to watch the ice melt."
I KNOW! :(
BE MORE OBVIOUS, I DARE YOU!
So. fucking. gorgeous.
Hehehehe. I love the freckles.
He *does* have an adorable grin.
I love Duncs. So much. It's bordering on disturbing...
I miss Nemo so much. "NIEMI SAYS NO!"
Right? I don't like the thought of Seabs crying. It makes me sad.
Yes! Short and spiky is best, Seabs.
OH MY GOD, HE WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN FOR THAT FUCKING MULLET.
Subtle as a brick ta the head.
His angry face is cute.
Ditto.
:D
Kaner is. Well, Kaner.
...your brother was swooning over Lochte?
WHY? He's so fucking white, he should be doing that!
I couldn't decide what was cuter, Seabs or the dolphin.
If anyone's ever thought of something sexual to do to someone, I'm more than willing to do it to Duncs.
I will never believe otherwise.
Phelps creeps me out a lot. But Lochte. I can dig Lochte.
Oh, glad it was actually him.
I *love* a nice, cut hip bone. So sexy.
It's pretty great, yeah.
I've never sat down and listened to or read one of his interviews before. All I know is that he's pretty and a swimmer.
:P
Who is Colton Haynes?
Yes.
No, I'm not sorry.
But it's just...I dunno. It doesn't sit well with me.
Go ahead!
:P
It is.
:D
THEY ARE!
You do? I...don't know how I feel about that. I'm not against it, but I don't know if I could read it.
Jonny's face is. Well.
GLASSES, CHARLIE! GLASSES!
Awwwww! I love you!
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There cannot be a lockout again, seriously. I cannot handle it.
They're really sexy legs.
Not at all! He's just so adorable and goofy, ilhim.
He probably is a cheap drunk, haha.
LOL.
I'd pay money to see. I doubt he can, though. He's too good at hockey.
One day I promise I will write more for you. I swear.
Fuck Sharpie for being so goddamn beautiful.
HAHA SEABS.
I love freckles, period.
Hehehehe. I love the freckles.
Lol. My brother understands how I find certain men attractive. Lochte, Malkin...
Lochte is just stupidly attractive.
I *love* a nice, cut hip bone. So sexy. -- THIS.
Colton Haynes is an actor on Teen Wolf, this is him:
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM4MDEzNzE0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIxOTA2Nw@@._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg:
Not like, seriously? But I'd really love to read some well written Patrick-squared fic. I wrote a drabble once, it actually turned out pretty well. I can't think about it too hard, otherwise I can't write it. Because it's weird. It's super hard to write.
GLASSESSSSSSSSSSS.
:D :D
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