Insanely Long Celebrity Crush Meme
This is all faithbeckett's fault.
1. Crush With an Accent: Idris Elba. The first time this guy came onto my radar was as Roque, from The Losers, which is a scary, badass role. So hearing a beautifully cultured English accent for the first time during one of his interviews? Yeah, I swooned.
2. Movie Star Crush: Jason Statham. This guys is cut like nobody's business, he's got a fantastic voice, and he usually has at least one good sex scene each movie. What's not to like?
3. Reality TV/News/Game Show/Talk Show crush: Anderson Cooper. I love the way he giggles once he finally loses his insane self-control. And calm down, I didn't just jump on the Anderson bandwagon recently; he's one of the few reporters I'll watch with regularity because he doesn't bullshit. That, and he's dreamy.
4. Comicbook Character Crush: Jake Jensen, The Losers. While Chris Evans did a fine job portraying him in the movie, I'm really bummed that they left out his pirate hat and his habit of hacking nearly naked. Talk nerdy to me, baby! Sadly, there are very few scans of him online, so have some fan art as well!
5. Newest Crush: Rahm Emanuel. Shut up, I know it's weird. But he's just so awesome!
6. Superhero Crush: Iron Man. He's a womanizing alcoholic with an ego the size of the moon, but Robert Downey, Jr. played him so well!
7. Singer/Songwriter Crush: Christian Kane. He's gorgeous, and he has a fantastic voice. I don't tend to like a lot of country music, but I don't mind listening to him.
8. Blonde Crush: Alexander Skarsgard. I love his little overbite, and his goofy attitude. And somehow, his inability to dress himself comes off as really endearing.
9. Movie Character Crush: Leonard McCoy, aka Bones. Karl Urban did a spot on job walking the fine line between comedy and racism in the Star Trek reboot.
10. TV Character Crush: Nate Fick. All I have to say is: Stark Sands. Case closed.
11. Television Commercial/Advertisement Character Crush: Flo, from the Progressive commercials. She is the shit, yo.
12. Too-Young-But-Not-Illegally-So Crush: I'M ONLY 23, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FILL THIS ONE?!
13. Brunette Crush: Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Mmmmm.
14. Book Character Crush: John Marcone of The Dresden Files. Hot Chicago Mob Boss with pretty green eyes and a tiger's soul. Yum. Because it is a book character, you'll have to settle for some fan art, and my own personal casting of a taller Jon Stewart. Speaking of, do you have any idea how hard it is to find a picture of him being serious?!
15. Opposite of Gender Preference Crush: Pauley Perrette, of NCIS. I would do her (or Abby) in a heartbeat.
16. Badboy Crush: Kincaid, also from The Dresden Files. He's a hitman/bodyguard/mercenary. With a sense of humor. He reminds me of Deadpool, actually...And I can't find even fanart that fits my mental image of him, so have the next closest thing: Daniel Craig. If he had long hair, he'd be perfect for this role.
17. Sci-Fi Crush: David Tennant's Doctor. I LIKE THE SUIT AND CONVERSE COMBO, OKAY?
18. Mythical Creature Crush: Oh Jesus. Mr. Tumnus, from Chronicles of Narnia, played by James McAvoy.
19. TV Star Crush: Eddie Cahill. He wears suits and chases down bad guys on CSI: NY and his grin! I don't even care that he's a Rangers fan, guys, because he is that. awesome.
20. Villan Crush: Erik Lensherr. Gah. I don't even care that he has a scary smile, he's hot!
21. Vintage Crush: Bettie Page.
22. Anti-Hero/Badass Crush: Fenris, from Dragon Age 2. Leave me alone, okay? He's a magically enhanced Elf who rips peoples' hearts out of their chests. What's not to like?
23. Comedian Crush: Danny Bhoy. He's Scottish/Indian, and funny as all get out! Seriously, look him up.
24. Ginger Crush: Prince Harry. He's adorable.
25. Old Enough to be Your Dad Crush: Mark Harmon. Shut up.
26. Cable Network Crush: Does Matthew Bomer count? I don't care, really, because I'm putting pictures of him for this one, I was just wondering.
27. Sports Crush: Oh God. Why do you do this to me? Adam Burish, who will forever be a Blackhawk, no matter what team he plays for.
28. Unnatural Hair Color/Heavily Tattooed/Pierced Crush: PJ Ransone. I just. I don't even know, okay? He's skinny and weird and okay not *overly* tattooed, but.
29. Undead Crush: Jack Harkness. He's not a vampire, BUT HE CAN'T DIE, SO HE COUNTS OKAY?
30. Guilty Pleasure Crush: Ryan Kessler. And only because of these two pictures.
31. Crush You've Had the Longest: Shawn Michaels. DON'T JUDGE ME, OKAY? 12 YEARS, PEOPLE. TWELVE.
OH MY GOD, DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW LONG THIS TOOK ME? LIKE, FIVE HOURS. WTF? I need to go to bed.