I feel for the little guy; I think I work with one person that's shorter than me, and since he could probably snap me in half with his toes, it doesn't really count.
Most people do. Oscar's wife made me cookies when I finally got taller than him, and then he illustrated the various ways his small stature made him one scary motherfucker when it came to going toe to toe with larger guys. I <3 him so much. He's my Yoda.
NO! Don't write on my book! Here, tell you what, you can sign the receipt. That way, when I put them both in deep-freeze storage, it'll be exactly like you signed it...only better!
Happy New Year to you, too! It's all bright and shiny and full of chores!
A free autograph comes with purchase, but only if it's actually in the book...but I'll tell ya what. Cancel your order, and you can get the stories for FREE! All ya gotta do is tell me what ya wanna hear! Otherwise, we'll have to charge ya an extra 50$.
Well, now I need a tape recorder so I can play them over and over and over and over...
I'm probably going to be on Skype later tonight while I'm freaking out about my application essays. So, if you're free, I'm still sadly ignorant about what . . . that place you work at . . . actually is like.
Yes, I will probably be online most of the night, because damn it, I'm gonna be as lazy as fucking possible before I head back to the madhouse tomorrow. In other words: BUG ME, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM SO BORED!
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And in case I don't talk to you tonight, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Happy New Year to you, too! It's all bright and shiny and full of chores!
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I'm probably going to be on Skype later tonight while I'm freaking out about my application essays. So, if you're free, I'm still sadly ignorant about what . . . that place you work at . . . actually is like.
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