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[deviousintent]

[Hikaru is avoiding the local psychos, sigh standing outside a bakery display, studying the items in the window very intently. It all seems to be a brand of expensive Japanese bentos.

He may or may not also be carrying around a wooden bat.]

No, those are too dry. Maybe one of... [Slllides down the sidewalk to look at the items on another shelf

Comments

[amoerica]

Why are you carrying a bat?

[deviousintent]

I couldn't find anything more effective.

[amoerica]

Effective against what??

[deviousintent]

My housemate. He's unstable. [Nooot even making it up, FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.]

[me_fuckyeah]

Really? Do you need some help with him? I bet I could handle him!

[deviousintent]

If you do, you'll need something better than a bat.

[me_fuckyeah]

What's he look like?

[deviousintent]

He's always smiling, and he says his name is Russia, like the country.

[me_fuckyeah]

Oooooooh him.

Don't worry, I'll definitely protect you from him! He's no where near as strong as me.

[deviousintent]

...Are you a "country", too?