I don't tan, I feckle heavily

[devious_shini]

Aaah! color, my pale lifeless look is ruined! AAAA! Mongoose! No, Mongeese! They're like squirles here. Aaaah! Lava, lava, lava, more lava, augh, that lava's still hot! *Shriek!* Black sand beaches with lumby, badly tanned, naked hippies! Aaaah! More feral chickens. *Konk* Ouch, falling cocoanuts! Yikes! Aggrivated pet parrot attacking beach gooers! Whoah! Millipeede, it's on me! Holy fuck that's some high priced food. *Blood Curdling Scream* Sun burn!!!!!!Ouch! Crabs, crabs, more crabs, it's in my hair! Aunt Jan won the snoring contest, forcing vitus to sleep on the picnic table and dream of falling, haha! *Choke* Horribly sappy Korean soap operas with pouting girly boys! Nooooooo!

*shapr intake of breath*

God I miss my cat.

Shini