My Muse Mordecai Friday hates me

May 02, 2005 20:25

"I'm going to write a supurbly happy love story."
Friday looked to Dante who started to laught but stopped at Friday's, "Oh shit you're serious."
"You," Dante pointed to Shini, "happy...love story? Supurbly?"
"Yes me you dumb fuck," Shini snapped to her brain's creation.
"You didn't make me dim witted. You made me to be agrivatin' 'n that's just what I'm doing."
Friday nooded her head egarly in agreement, purple pig-tails snapping at unguarded eyes.
"Mother of Destruction I really do subconciously fuck myself over." Shini took this opportunity to return to a childhood pasttime of hitting her head on the wall.
"Wait, wait," Friday waved a heavily braceleted hand in the air, narrowly missing Dante's nose in the crampt quarters, "question." Then she stopped to get a very bewildered look on her face. "I forgot the question.....OH yeah! Why?"
Dante answered for Shini, "Why not? So what's this overly happy love story gonna be about?"
Shini looked to her seldom useful muse and even less useful...something or other. "Boy meets girl, boy gets girl, boy and girl live happily ever after."
There was a silence followed first by Friday's gleeful exclamation of "BRILLIANT" and Dante's less gleeful, "...the hell?"
"Someone has to write it."
"No bad guys?" Dante inquired. Shini shook her head. "I don't think there's a real response for this."
"BRILLIANT!"
"Shut up Mordecai."
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