Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana?
Which one is it? Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana?? I really don't care but there are certain fanatics who live and die by her 'music'. To some she has the voice of an angel but to those who despise little teen sensations, like myself, destroy any radio or iPod playing her songs. The first time i heard about her I thought it was just going to be a phase. But the more I read about mothers and little girls fighting over concert tickets the more I got disgusted. This is girl isn't going to last long anyway why waste your money?
Well for those who have no idea what the situation is really like, let me make it clear. Hannah Montana if thats her stage name or real name, I really don't know, is having a concert, mothers jump through rings of fire to get the tickets. They literally do anything to get the tickets. Using my sharp sense for profit and entertainment, why not make a show out of this? Lke those Japanese shows with impossible obstacle courses but those who somehow found the crack in the system and beat it, only get a pat on the back. As a new generation, we can think of funnier and better games!
Take the typical mom.
And give her an opportunity...
Great things will happen...
But this game won't only be about winning tickets to a horrible concert. It will involve something more exciting. Something the world is finally ready for. Something spectacular...
WE NEED FIRE!
WE NEED A FIGHT! Drive is more powerful than muscle... unless you're against Kimbo Slice..
WE NEED DANGER!
And the result will be MAGICAL!
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You'll have a very happy person with tickets! They'll have the chance to watch a horrible concert where they probably won't even hear Hannah Montana sing just watch her playback. LUCKYYYY!
This just gets worse.... The only I'll enjoy watching is the struggle the fanatics will go through to get the tickets. The struggle will be long, tiring and difficult but they'll eventually get a ticket. Thats the anti-climax in this whole receiving the ticket.
Well this will take care of society's problem about her concerts. But now, what to do about her retarded show? Please give suggestions and I'll pass it on to my anonymous client.
Hit 'em Up,
DeviousMoose
Well for those who have no idea what the situation is really like, let me make it clear. Hannah Montana if thats her stage name or real name, I really don't know, is having a concert, mothers jump through rings of fire to get the tickets. They literally do anything to get the tickets. Using my sharp sense for profit and entertainment, why not make a show out of this? Lke those Japanese shows with impossible obstacle courses but those who somehow found the crack in the system and beat it, only get a pat on the back. As a new generation, we can think of funnier and better games!
Take the typical mom.
And give her an opportunity...
Great things will happen...
But this game won't only be about winning tickets to a horrible concert. It will involve something more exciting. Something the world is finally ready for. Something spectacular...
WE NEED FIRE!
WE NEED A FIGHT! Drive is more powerful than muscle... unless you're against Kimbo Slice..
WE NEED DANGER!
And the result will be MAGICAL!
+
You'll have a very happy person with tickets! They'll have the chance to watch a horrible concert where they probably won't even hear Hannah Montana sing just watch her playback. LUCKYYYY!
This just gets worse.... The only I'll enjoy watching is the struggle the fanatics will go through to get the tickets. The struggle will be long, tiring and difficult but they'll eventually get a ticket. Thats the anti-climax in this whole receiving the ticket.
Well this will take care of society's problem about her concerts. But now, what to do about her retarded show? Please give suggestions and I'll pass it on to my anonymous client.
Hit 'em Up,
DeviousMoose