An Everyday Normal Average Superhero: Real Bromance

Feb 18, 2009 15:23

For those who have seen How I Met Your Mother, there is one man who stands out above everyone else. We all thought he was a myth, but appeared in public for the first time in 2000 years! He is what all men aspire to be in their 20's. He make us proud and motivates us to do the same, in a slightly nicer way. He is Legen-... wait for it... its almost there, not yet, almost... -dary! LEGENDARY! That's the only word that will describe Barney Stinson.



Legen- ......... -dary! *High Five*
This mythical creature takes bromance to a new level. He takes care of his 'homies' and is willing to take them from great to awesome! He gets VIP tickets to the Victoria's Secret model party, he takes them to Atlantic City and wins an impossible Chinese game involving jelly beans and will always give you sound advice as long as you SUIT UP!

I'll give you a Barney quote: "When I get sad, I stop being sad and just be awesome instead. True story."

Who else could give you that advice and still mean it?!

He is known for picking up women and taking them home for the night. But for him, that gets a little boring once in a while. He desires a challenge. Yes... it is HE who made the best pick-up line ever.

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He also attempted the impossible... something very few men have achieved.

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He keeps the art of Laser Tag alive. He is the sole patron of all laser tag establishments. He invites his friends everyday yet they don't support his movement. Thats where we should come in. We should all become VIP Laser Tag specialists and dominate the virtual world! And it doesn't stop there people... He is also a magician. Fireballs are his speciality yet they do tend to go wrong and burn buildings down. So now he gets sent to a Time-Out if he does it inside.

But there is one weakness our hero has... He has never learnt how to drive a car... He did receive a driving lesson and I'll let you watch what happened.

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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BARNEY!

DeviousMoose

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