Anyone can get Married these days...
Here's a fun fact! It doesn't matter how much you weigh, there's still a chance of finding a partner! It's really fun fact, chew on it! This is actually true.. the heaviest man in the world Manuel Uribe from Monterrey, Mexico tied the knot with a small young woman. For him it's great! I don't have anything against him getting married but I'm a little confused. Watch this clip to see why...
HE'S HUGE! HE NEEDS A WHOLE TRUCK TO MOVE HIM! This is worse than the trailer trash homeless fast food addicted Americans... a lot worse.... I'm happy and all that he's married now but what does she see in him? There has to be something! Good in bed is outa the question for obvious reasons.. but what is it?! It's soo frustrating! Is it money? Is it power? Did she lose a bet? This isn't something that attracts women like a magnet..
He believes that he'll be able to fly one day... He just needs a pokeball
Not leaving your bed for six years isn't exactly what women look for in a man... and for those still stuck on that number, it is six.. S-I-X... 6... 2 x 3 = 6
What did he eat?! Sumo's can still move but he can't? I can slightly understand that judging by his picture...
I hope I gave all of you hopeless romantics some kind of hope that there is always someone out there for you! Just find them by using dating websites, stalking, or even fortune cookies. Everyone thought Fat Man was hopeless.. guess not!
Hit 'em Up,
Devious Moose
HE'S HUGE! HE NEEDS A WHOLE TRUCK TO MOVE HIM! This is worse than the trailer trash homeless fast food addicted Americans... a lot worse.... I'm happy and all that he's married now but what does she see in him? There has to be something! Good in bed is outa the question for obvious reasons.. but what is it?! It's soo frustrating! Is it money? Is it power? Did she lose a bet? This isn't something that attracts women like a magnet..
He believes that he'll be able to fly one day... He just needs a pokeball
Not leaving your bed for six years isn't exactly what women look for in a man... and for those still stuck on that number, it is six.. S-I-X... 6... 2 x 3 = 6
What did he eat?! Sumo's can still move but he can't? I can slightly understand that judging by his picture...
I hope I gave all of you hopeless romantics some kind of hope that there is always someone out there for you! Just find them by using dating websites, stalking, or even fortune cookies. Everyone thought Fat Man was hopeless.. guess not!
Hit 'em Up,
Devious Moose