Newspeak
We had to think of words that don't really make sense or actually make things a lot simpler. Like abbreviations of two words into one. How many are there actually? I've set on a quest determined to find a couple words that break down two words into one. Simple, easy and sticks in your head.
Brunch - This is pretty obvious. It's just lunch and breakfast TOGETHER! Awesome yes? It's a pretty long breakfast if you ask me...
TomKat - This is a very large cat. But it's also an alias for Tom Cruise and his really young wife Katie Holmes. I'm pretty sure TomKat means something in scientology too but it's a tough call... I can't stay awake during that crap...
Football - This is a newspeak word too if you ask me. It means two things, football the manly sport, the NFL. It's also the 'sport' soccer which most europeans are crazy about for some reason. I don't think they were loved enough as children and found solace in a ball.
Hotmail - Mail thats been fried/cooked/poached/grilled/baked or anything of that sort but still delivered by FedEx.
Super Duper - It just emphasizes being super.
Salsa - Great to get the mood started. You can eat and dance it!
Here are a couple words that I found were a little newspeak. My own little dictionary, though it's smaller than little. :D
Hope you enjoyed it,
Hit em' Up,
Devious Moose
Brunch - This is pretty obvious. It's just lunch and breakfast TOGETHER! Awesome yes? It's a pretty long breakfast if you ask me...
TomKat - This is a very large cat. But it's also an alias for Tom Cruise and his really young wife Katie Holmes. I'm pretty sure TomKat means something in scientology too but it's a tough call... I can't stay awake during that crap...
Football - This is a newspeak word too if you ask me. It means two things, football the manly sport, the NFL. It's also the 'sport' soccer which most europeans are crazy about for some reason. I don't think they were loved enough as children and found solace in a ball.
Hotmail - Mail thats been fried/cooked/poached/grilled/baked or anything of that sort but still delivered by FedEx.
Super Duper - It just emphasizes being super.
Salsa - Great to get the mood started. You can eat and dance it!
Here are a couple words that I found were a little newspeak. My own little dictionary, though it's smaller than little. :D
Hope you enjoyed it,
Hit em' Up,
Devious Moose