what i did today

Jul 21, 2005 21:32

well today me, nick, jesse, and joey were supose to move this one lady to her new house. but she never showed up so we were messing around and nick borrowed loniie Thompsons bike. nick went off a 1 inch jump and popped the tire. after he popped it he stompped on it and broke the brakes. and then we took it back to lonnie. lonnie got all pissed and we weer like fuck you lonnie. then lonnie had his so called "POSSE"
try to get us. it consisted of 2 4 year olds 1 7 cocky ass mother fuckin chick and 1 two year old. they like followed us around and one of em hit jesse with a stick and jesse stole it and broke it and the lil kid ran and cried. then they started throwin rocks so we all just were like "lets get those mother fuckers" so we chassed em around the block and made 2 of them cry this time. then they all narked on us and we had to talk to lonnies mommy( fuckin fat ass). then we just went in the house and watched porn.
then after that we went to the library and looked at porn at the library. just for the hell of it. as we left i turned a porn vidioe on and we left you could hear all the sounds and everything. that was funny. after that we actually worked for a half hour and made ten bucks. we were spose to work all day but they diddnt show up so not to bad of a day. o yeha and we were just sittin in his house he had a case of sunny d and on top of it he had a case of coke. he left to ask his ount something and i thot "boy wouldnt it bee fun to throw big ass kitchen knives at the coke" well i was throwing like 5 of em i got 4 in tho coke and nick bumped me and the last knive slipped and blew a hole in the sunny d. it started leaking and jesse never found out what eh hell all of us were laffing our asses off. todays was prety funny
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