You just can't trust those pirates. ;-) This was sent to me by my pirate, with the subject line of "I hope seeing this doesn't make you doubt my fidelity in costume..."
![](http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/6/16314553518.jpg)
Also quoted from him, "reminds me of the old SNL skit about Star Trek
"Dammit, Jim! Red, purple, green... you even sleep with all the ugly ones!"