Well, my furnace is fixed now, thankfully. But that's not the biggest news. Stephen Colbert, on the Colbert Report last night has renamed Canton, Ohio to Hitler's Asscrack, Ohio. I was laughing so hard when I saw it because everything he said is so true (Hoover left because Canton sucks more than they do, the McKinley monument is boring). There was even a story about it in the paper today:
http://www.cantonrep.com/index.php?ID=438697&originalStoryID=438706&r=(not that I make a habit of reading that, it was just the first result that came up in google for "hitler's asscrack". Frankly I was surprised they quoted him correctly, or even knew about it.) I wonder what people would say if I tell them I was born in Hitler's asscrack?