this is what happens when life gets unnaturally dull.
And now...introducing...HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX...THEATRE..
Today's masterpiece: Harry's First...?
"I really like you, Harry."
He could not think. A tingling sensation was spreading throughout him, paralying his arms, legs, and brain.
She was much too close. He could see every tear clinging to her eyelashes...
And then he punched her in the face.
"I really like you too," he said earnestly, watching her fall to the floor with a thud. "Unfortunately, you're going to be become a total human hosepipe later on, so might as well not get our hopes up."
Today's masterpiece: Harry's First...?
"I really like you, Harry."
He could not think. A tingling sensation was spreading throughout him, paralying his arms, legs, and brain.
She was much too close. He could see every tear clinging to her eyelashes...
And then he punched her in the face.
"I really like you too," he said earnestly, watching her fall to the floor with a thud. "Unfortunately, you're going to be become a total human hosepipe later on, so might as well not get our hopes up."