1st Candelabram - Action/Phone

[devilwithananny]

[Waking in a human bed, and in what was clearly a child's room, was among the list of things Lucifer least expected. The world he had least been in, as he had left it, had been torn apart. Had been painted over new as it changed from the world of man to a blank slate of sorts: the Vortex world. The idea that he should be in a household that was

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[brainneedsbeer]

[Aaron had been in the bathroom(damn his fleshy body and its bowel movements) when Lucifer found his room, so seeing a small child in there upon returning certainly surprised him.]

...Tiny fleshy girl. [...Oops.] You are in my room. You do not belong in my room.

[devilwithananny]

I'm male, actually.

[The answer is immediate, and unafraid. Really, Lucifer supposes it doesn't matter. If he had his power, he could be whatever he wanted to be. It's really just a matter of semantics at the moment.]

Do I not?

[Still rummaging around in your sock drawer now.]

[brainneedsbeer]

You do not look male.

No, you do not. So get the ☠☠☠☠ out!

[devilwithananny]

My apologies. Or perhaps you haven't seen many young boys, before.

[He closes the sock drawer and stands up, before heading into your bathroom, Aaron.

Alright. He'll leave the room.

The immediate one, that is. He doubts he'll find anything useful in their, but the longer he can keep you talking the more he can see how you'll react to his presence. And besides. You're entertaining.]

[brainneedsbeer]

Well, besides the breasts you fleshy ones do tend to all look the same to me.

...Why are you in my house?

[devilwithananny]

[Just rummaging through the bathroom drawers now.]

And if you are not of flesh, what might you be?

That's something I would like to know, as well. I'd somewhat hope you have an answer.

[brainneedsbeer]

I am a robot superior. Usually.

You are the one that walked into my house. You should know why. [It hasn't dawned on him that he's a new arrival...]

[devilwithananny]

Oh? Then what are you now?

I'm afraid I didn't. I awoke here.

[brainneedsbeer]

In a fleshy prison.

...Oh god. Oh god no. That means you ☠☠☠☠ing live here.

[devilwithananny]

[So that explains it. He's stuck in a fully mortal body, as would all, or at least most, beings appear to be.

Oh? Now that is amusing.]

Why? What purpose is that to serve?

[brainneedsbeer]

They put us all in fake ☠☠☠☠ing "families." Don't ask me why the ☠☠☠☠ they do it.

[devilwithananny]

So they do it for no reason?

I find that hard to believe.

[brainneedsbeer]

Do you think I know what goes on in their fleshy minds?

[devilwithananny]

No, but this place...

[Reeks of order. Of Law. There must be some reason for it. Even demons of the Chaos alignment rarely do something for no reason whatsoever. Law, even less.]

It seems unlikely they do things merely for no reason, from what little I've seen.

[brainneedsbeer]

Whatever their reason is, I am certainly not aware of it.

[devilwithananny]

Then it would be beneficial for us to become aware of it.