SCREW YOU ALL

[devilwearsnada]

Regarding last night.

I don't know who fucking put he.. him up to it.
But whoever it is.... I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I WANT TO KILL YOU

My hand fuckin' hurts. I need to talk to my Doc about it, I think.

...
Don't fucking start with me, ANY of you bastards.
I'll knock you into next Tuesday.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

[ooc: strikes are

Comments

[schwarzer_prinz]

Pity, I seem to have missed some fun.

[devilwearsnada]

Leave me the hell alone.

[schwarzer_prinz]

I do not see any reason why I should not be able to speak with you. I was merely stating my thoughts.

[devilwearsnada]

I hate you.

[schwarzer_prinz]

That's funny. I do not recall ever doing anything to cause you to feel that way. Perhaps you'd like to enlighten me?

[devilwearsnada]

Heh.... you're fucking ridiculous, aren't you!?

You're just a snotty, German prick.
Stop taunting me.

[schwarzer_prinz]

I was only trying to have a polite conversation with you.

You seemed as if you needed someone to talk to, Dante.

[devilwearsnada]

...Uh... yeah, well sorta.

As if you wanna help me.

Private to Dante

[schwarzer_prinz]

I certainly would not mind listening to you if you wish. I understand not all therapists are as available as mine.

Private to Tod

[devilwearsnada]

....

I'm not fucking gay.

Sometimes I kinda like some guys, though.
...but if you tell anyone, I'll fucking strangle you to death.

Re: Private to Dante

[schwarzer_prinz]

I never assumed that you were a homosexual. Why the sudden outburst? Have several men been trying to court you?

A word shall not pass my lips, but I encourage you to remember who you are speaking with.

Re: Private to Dante

[devilwearsnada]

I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
But, uh... I dunno. There are a lot of fags in here...
But I thought... this one dude was a girl, and.....

Re: Private to Dante

[schwarzer_prinz]

Oh!

I see. Well, perhaps you should just apologize to the gentleman and move on. There are several ladies here, I'm sure you could find one of them to suit your tastes.

If only she were here.

[Strikes are erased]

Private to Tod

[devilwearsnada]

I know...
And there are even really smokin' chicks, like that Revy bitch with the big cans, and that Baby girl, and even that really hot lady that ears the red... forget her fuckin' name....

But....
You know that girl that really is a dude?
He led me on, making me believe he was a chick!
And he kissed me. Not like a regular kiss, too. Like... it felt like kissing a girl, you know...?

Re: Private to Tod

[schwarzer_prinz]

Then, perhaps it doesn't matter. If you were interested in him I can't see why his gender would matter.

It certainly didn't matter before you kissed him, did it?

Re: Private to Tod

[devilwearsnada]

But he's not a woman... why did it feel like I was kissing one? It doesn't make sense.

I like women in a different way than I like guys... I've messed around with dudes before, and it just feels different. Not, like, a ton different, but.... I dunno.

That kid felt like a girl....