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[devilwearsnada]

Day Sixtay-Thray
Your Name: Dante "THE MAN" Sparda
Suicidal Ideation: 0/10
Homicidal Ideation: 0/11
Amount of Sleep Last Night: 5 1/2hrs. Too excited to get to sleep at first.
Any Lucid or Vivid Dreams? Explain.: I dunno. Nope! didn't sleep enough, dammit.
Moods Experienced Today: Excitement, happy, then a little pissed.
Devil Triggers: New place

Comments

[psalm91_5_8]

"Awesome" is subjective to the eyes of the beholders.

[devilwearsnada]

Shut up, Sullivan. Go take a shower.

[psalm91_5_8]

Thank you for the suggestion, but I've already gone through the daily ritual of cleansing my body and hair with soap, and shampoo.

[devilwearsnada]

........

..uh.... yeah, whatever. Doesn't look like it.

I am awesome, though, so deal with it.

[psalm91_5_8]

Would you really blame a man for his hair's shortcomings, when they staff doesn't have the correct shampoo?

I would rather not, since I am of course better than you.

[devilwearsnada]

HAHAHAH~

That was a good one. Man, you should think about becoming a stand-up comic.

[psalm91_5_8]

I once killed a comedian.

[devilwearsnada]

Good for you, retard.

[psalm91_5_8]

Tsk, Mother wouldn't approve
of such behavior.

[devilwearsnada]

Who? My old lady's dead.