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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I stole ashleysaysblah's purse (-30 points). In August I turned manitoba_boi in for littering (3 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to jessimacar in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (972 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
devilsxeyes