'The Breadcrumb Catastrophe'
yesterday afternoon, yet another tragedy hit the innocent isles of coles in charlestown square.
i was with jill searching for breadcrumbs and parmesan cheese, a task in itself but coles was
packed with raging mothers accelerating to grab their share of the products provided in such stores.
jill and i searched high and low for breadcrumbs after finding cheese. but no luck was had whilst
finding crumbs. then possibly the most freakishly outrageous thing happened.
jill and i were surrounded by several steel creatures called shopping trollies.
much like this one ->
but i'm sure there weren't as stable in appearence
compared to this one. the ladies with their trollies interlocking, trapping jill and
i in a cage of doom. what made the situation scarier was the strange and odd
music which accompanied this. imagine suspenseful horror music playing.
i mean it! im serious! it was horror music. it was funny and scary at the same time.
eventully we found breadcrumbs.
and in true livejournal style i shall sign off saying:
this is all.
i was with jill searching for breadcrumbs and parmesan cheese, a task in itself but coles was
packed with raging mothers accelerating to grab their share of the products provided in such stores.
jill and i searched high and low for breadcrumbs after finding cheese. but no luck was had whilst
finding crumbs. then possibly the most freakishly outrageous thing happened.
jill and i were surrounded by several steel creatures called shopping trollies.
much like this one ->
but i'm sure there weren't as stable in appearence
compared to this one. the ladies with their trollies interlocking, trapping jill and
i in a cage of doom. what made the situation scarier was the strange and odd
music which accompanied this. imagine suspenseful horror music playing.
i mean it! im serious! it was horror music. it was funny and scary at the same time.
eventully we found breadcrumbs.
and in true livejournal style i shall sign off saying:
this is all.