Day 63
Me: Changing a diaper.
Her: Walks up behind me.
Me: Without looking up, "You realize that this is the 78th diaper that I've changed?"
Her: Incredulous, "How do you know that?"
Me: Eyebrows raised, "How else would I know?"
Her: "You counted?"
Me: "Actually, I just made that up."
She kicks me in the leg.
Her: "You're so weird!"
Me: "Was it weirder that I made it up, or would it have been weirder if I had counted?"
Her: "I...I'm not really sure"
Me: Grinning, "Well, you didn't kick me until you found out that I made it up."
*edited to add*
Actually, I'm going to go ahead and guess that I change something a little more realistically like 5 a day...thus making my total thus far something in the neighborhood of three-hundred and fifteen. Holy shit, my quick guess was off!
Her: Walks up behind me.
Me: Without looking up, "You realize that this is the 78th diaper that I've changed?"
Her: Incredulous, "How do you know that?"
Me: Eyebrows raised, "How else would I know?"
Her: "You counted?"
Me: "Actually, I just made that up."
She kicks me in the leg.
Her: "You're so weird!"
Me: "Was it weirder that I made it up, or would it have been weirder if I had counted?"
Her: "I...I'm not really sure"
Me: Grinning, "Well, you didn't kick me until you found out that I made it up."
*edited to add*
Actually, I'm going to go ahead and guess that I change something a little more realistically like 5 a day...thus making my total thus far something in the neighborhood of three-hundred and fifteen. Holy shit, my quick guess was off!