I'm Updating!

Apr 22, 2015 16:23

And I'm not going to delete this entry like I did the last four. To bad I have nothing interesting to say except I'll be back in California in two weeks for friends, family, trees and possibly the beach. Vegas lacks anything scenic except Red Rock and maybe the lake. Theres a lot of wind storms here lately and considering I work outside it kind of sucks but I like my job so good with the bad I suppose.

I wish I could make all my updates exciting, edge of your seat, nail biters but sadly I have become boring in my old age. I hate to say that even my sharp wit has dulled to a butter knifes edge. I'm also displeased at the thought that this could be what being mature feels like. I don't drink, I don't go to parties anymore, I see my friends maybe once a week and I'm not even married or have children, I have lost my interest for serious relationships. As I type this at 4am in the morning I'm realizing that I might be having the opposite of a midlife crisis. Fuck is that dangerouse? Can I die from being boring? What should I do?

Think..think..think..think..Got it!

Tomorrows To Do List:
1) Test drive Ferrari
2) Extreme rock climbing
3) Meet three women half my age
4) Smoke a pack of condoms (Tee-hee get it?)
5) Extreme sushi eating
6) Fist fight a shark
7) Buy leather pants
8) Drink one gallon of Absinthe
9) Get married AND divorced in one day
10) Extreme napping
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