Being Human (US) 1x10 aka. MY LIFE. WHAT IS THIS.
I didn't get to watch the show last night, so I downloaded it and am just now getting around to watching it. RUNNING COMMENTARY COMMENCES...
Mark Pellegrino doing the voice-over in the beginning. ♥ I WANT A CD OF THIS MAN JUST TALKING. I WOULD LISTEN TO IT EVERY NIGHT. Beneath the covers. During my "me" time.
................................. BISHOP. AND A HUMAN. AND AIDAN MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR IT. OHGOD. OHGOD MY LIFE. HE IS SO ADORABLE. I AM DYING. I AM DYING.
... CUTE SMILEY SMILE. And puppy dog eyes. /touches
I now ship Bishop/Whoever the hell this female is.
"But to rule the world alone is worthless."
.... Why is Rebecca so distraught? She didn't like the kid. D8 Oh... oh, that's kinda sad. Oh, Rebecca. /touches
BISHOP BREAK IT UP. C'MON. ... Win.
WHO? Oh, Aidan. /dies
.... The Dutch are here.
"Yes, well, shall we?"
..... I bet Aidan did something to fuck up Bishop's relationship with that girl. Hence Bishop's attitude about Aidan wanting to Get The Fuck Away before THE DUTCH WAKE UP.
Ohmygod, 6 minutes in and this episode is already my favourite.
FFFfffffffff Smirky smirky.
AWWW JOSH. YOU AND YOUR DOUCHE-MO-PHONE. I love how Sally is talking right now. It's adorable. Awwww, Sally feels left out. /touches her
I THOUGHT SHE SAID SHE WANTED PORN. AND JOSH SAID "IT JUST GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH." Ohno. O--
Kidnapped.
JOSH WOULD NEVER LEAVE HIS CORN IN AN EMPTY ALLEYWAY.
Awww, Bishop and girl. <333 HE IS SO WOOED. Oh that's the cutest.
LAWL Bishop sort of sucks at appropriate excitement.
"It's my birthday next week."
"I know. We're going to Vermont! 8D"
Vermont. Really?
.......... SHE KNOWS HE'S A VAMPIRE? OH. OH MAN I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP.
I just... I love Bishop's posture----
OHMYGOD A RING. salij4398kolskd;lkasd;alsda
OHNO AIDAN.
as;lkd;aslkd;lakd;aas;ldsakd;sakjdueh8ijslaskl;dkAS:DLKSA:DLAS
Aidan is TOTES JEALOUS.
Aidan is acting JUST LIKE BISHOP OHGODsdposa--asdkoakdl;askda OHMAN.
I--
I AM DYING.
................................
"Carlyle wants us to entertain them. .... With an orgy."
/cough
Ohno, Aidan. Don't give Bishop that advice.
Ohfuck. Fuck. ;;;;;
Marcus' phone. /giggles
So. Thirsty. 8|
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON. AND THEY ARE ALL SO THIRSTY.
Oh, Josh bb. Josh. /touches He is so scared. /cries
"Yes, I know. And I would like to RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. Sir."
........... they gonna watch Josh be all naked? Oh my. How improper.
Hey, he's got a Bishop desk. 83
"You painted."
"Um, yes?"
"You. Slut."
I live on a farm? What-- I don't. That whole conversation. Were they talking about penises?
WHAT.
Bishop: "Different strokes for different sex."
Aidan: /whistles DO DO DO DO DOOOOO~
Dutch Vampire: "What's he have to say about it?"
Aidan: Wait-what?
....... Aidan. Just. Told. Josh. To. TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES. As did Bishop. They're not even trying to pretend this isn't canon, are they? I SHIP THIS THREESOME SO HARD. FUCKING FUCK.
Shit, Bishop was checking Josh out. Fucking blatantly.
BEND OVER. OHMYGOD THIS ISa;slk349okf;sald;asda. Aidan, you sexy beast. AIDAN. as;ldkas;ld
JOSH, YOU POOR PUPPY. They are molesting his back. D8 What is that even?
Bishop, you awful person. /giggles
Did... Did Aidan put out for those Dutch vampires for the sake of Bishop? Or just 'cause he's a little vampy slut and likes it? 8D
Once again, HOLY FUCK THIS EPISODE.
I love how Bishop holds Aidan back. WHAT WAS THAT EVEN. It's like Pennsylvania is their trigger word.
"Pennsylvania."
"OHMYGOD I NEED SOME BLOOD."
Proliferate. I love that word~
But damn that was Bishop's vamp-daddy? /wibbles He was such a nice vamp-daddy, too. ;;
"You've fallen Bishop. You've fallen and you can't get up."
OHMYGOD HE IS A SAD PUPPY. IS HE CRYING? OHFUCK. OHGOD MY HEART.
Gave him Boston-- I bet Aidan is jealous--- NO LONGER JEALOUS. aslkdlas; NO.
Oh. Fuck. <-- Aidan's face.
I sort of really really want Josh to be the new werewolf pet for the vampire coven. For them to just... god, so many fic ideas. I NEED TO WRITE THIS BRAIN EXPLOSION.
Ohmygod Aidan, JUST TELL SALLY WHAT'S GOING ON YOU FUCKING WHORE.
Good girl, Sally. Cut out the middle man. 8|
LAWLakslmdsaldklsa;kda SALLY YOU ARE ADORABLE. FIRE IRON. NOT PLEASANT.
LAWL
"WHAT?"
"Yes. That's the level of shock I was looking for."
Awww, I bet Bishop would cross the Dutch for you, Aidan. \o/
OHGOD AIDAN DON'T BREAK MY HEART LIKE THAT.
Ohno, Aidan don't be mean to Bishop. ;; Awww, he is soooo jealous. <3
USED TO FEAR HIM.
lksa;la BISHOP. DON'T CRY--
asldk;laal;kd;a OHGOD THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION.
That... that girl is why Aidan left? Ohman. "I'm not gonna heed you, I won't succumb to you, never again." SUCCUMB. IT IS SO. FUCKING. CANON.
SHIT. Aidan why you so mean? And sexy? "Either I leave you now, or I betray you later."
;lksad;lkas;ld--- I just noticed there is so much keyboard smash in this post. BUT OH, AIDAN. Sacrificing yourbodyself so Bishop will let Josh go. I WANT TO WRITE ALL THE FIC NOW. Heheheheeeee~~
"I'll come back.
"I'm sorry, could you be a little more specific--"
"To you. I'll come back to you."
Once I am done with this episode, I am re-watching it immediately.
Ohno... Bishop's plans... backfiring....
SEND IN MARCUS. 8D
........... MARCUS YOU DICK. MARCUS YOU FUCKING DICK.
.... Did Josh... kill-- ohman.
"I don't know how to live with myself."
"It stays with you. You'll never sleep again."
AIDAN TOTES SLEPT WITH BISHOP. Or, well. Is going to.
l;k;lkas JANE. NOOOOO. Bishop I love you.
Just... just break up with her. Just. Ohno. This whole-- Ohman, he is such a puppy. DX /CRYING
IS HE.... he's choking her. Oh no.
Quick question: Do vampires have traceable fingerprints? 8|
BISHOP DON'T CRY. YOU-- well, you did the wrong thing. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.
FFFFFFffff the Dutch are like the distant relatives that no one likes because they hate this newfangled technological age.
LAWL. Aidan is so petulant. <3333!!
............................... BISHOP. DON'T DIE. NO.
That was epic.
"What are they doing here?"
"I think we both know the answer to that. Tomorrow, they're going to kill me."
BISHOP LOOKS SO CHIPPER, AND AIDAN LOOKS SO DISTRESSED. Bishop just wanted one night with Aidan back in the fold before he died. D8
Holyfuck this episode.
/RE-WATCHING.
The only thing I would have wanted them to do differently: Actually play out the werewolf fight scene. Or at least don't advertise the episode as being focused on that scene, and really turning it towards Bishop. (Which I loved, by the way, but still. FALSE ADVERTISING.)
Mark Pellegrino doing the voice-over in the beginning. ♥ I WANT A CD OF THIS MAN JUST TALKING. I WOULD LISTEN TO IT EVERY NIGHT. Beneath the covers. During my "me" time.
................................. BISHOP. AND A HUMAN. AND AIDAN MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR IT. OHGOD. OHGOD MY LIFE. HE IS SO ADORABLE. I AM DYING. I AM DYING.
... CUTE SMILEY SMILE. And puppy dog eyes. /touches
I now ship Bishop/Whoever the hell this female is.
"But to rule the world alone is worthless."
.... Why is Rebecca so distraught? She didn't like the kid. D8 Oh... oh, that's kinda sad. Oh, Rebecca. /touches
BISHOP BREAK IT UP. C'MON. ... Win.
WHO? Oh, Aidan. /dies
.... The Dutch are here.
"Yes, well, shall we?"
..... I bet Aidan did something to fuck up Bishop's relationship with that girl. Hence Bishop's attitude about Aidan wanting to Get The Fuck Away before THE DUTCH WAKE UP.
Ohmygod, 6 minutes in and this episode is already my favourite.
FFFfffffffff Smirky smirky.
AWWW JOSH. YOU AND YOUR DOUCHE-MO-PHONE. I love how Sally is talking right now. It's adorable. Awwww, Sally feels left out. /touches her
I THOUGHT SHE SAID SHE WANTED PORN. AND JOSH SAID "IT JUST GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH." Ohno. O--
Kidnapped.
JOSH WOULD NEVER LEAVE HIS CORN IN AN EMPTY ALLEYWAY.
Awww, Bishop and girl. <333 HE IS SO WOOED. Oh that's the cutest.
LAWL Bishop sort of sucks at appropriate excitement.
"It's my birthday next week."
"I know. We're going to Vermont! 8D"
Vermont. Really?
.......... SHE KNOWS HE'S A VAMPIRE? OH. OH MAN I LOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP.
I just... I love Bishop's posture----
OHMYGOD A RING. salij4398kolskd;lkasd;alsda
OHNO AIDAN.
as;lkd;aslkd;lakd;aas;ldsakd;sakjdueh8ijslaskl;dkAS:DLKSA:DLAS
Aidan is TOTES JEALOUS.
Aidan is acting JUST LIKE BISHOP OHGODsdposa--asdkoakdl;askda OHMAN.
I--
I AM DYING.
................................
"Carlyle wants us to entertain them. .... With an orgy."
/cough
Ohno, Aidan. Don't give Bishop that advice.
Ohfuck. Fuck. ;;;;;
Marcus' phone. /giggles
So. Thirsty. 8|
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON. AND THEY ARE ALL SO THIRSTY.
Oh, Josh bb. Josh. /touches He is so scared. /cries
"Yes, I know. And I would like to RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. Sir."
........... they gonna watch Josh be all naked? Oh my. How improper.
Hey, he's got a Bishop desk. 83
"You painted."
"Um, yes?"
"You. Slut."
I live on a farm? What-- I don't. That whole conversation. Were they talking about penises?
WHAT.
Bishop: "Different strokes for different sex."
Aidan: /whistles DO DO DO DO DOOOOO~
Dutch Vampire: "What's he have to say about it?"
Aidan: Wait-what?
....... Aidan. Just. Told. Josh. To. TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES. As did Bishop. They're not even trying to pretend this isn't canon, are they? I SHIP THIS THREESOME SO HARD. FUCKING FUCK.
Shit, Bishop was checking Josh out. Fucking blatantly.
BEND OVER. OHMYGOD THIS ISa;slk349okf;sald;asda. Aidan, you sexy beast. AIDAN. as;ldkas;ld
JOSH, YOU POOR PUPPY. They are molesting his back. D8 What is that even?
Bishop, you awful person. /giggles
Did... Did Aidan put out for those Dutch vampires for the sake of Bishop? Or just 'cause he's a little vampy slut and likes it? 8D
Once again, HOLY FUCK THIS EPISODE.
I love how Bishop holds Aidan back. WHAT WAS THAT EVEN. It's like Pennsylvania is their trigger word.
"Pennsylvania."
"OHMYGOD I NEED SOME BLOOD."
Proliferate. I love that word~
But damn that was Bishop's vamp-daddy? /wibbles He was such a nice vamp-daddy, too. ;;
"You've fallen Bishop. You've fallen and you can't get up."
OHMYGOD HE IS A SAD PUPPY. IS HE CRYING? OHFUCK. OHGOD MY HEART.
Gave him Boston-- I bet Aidan is jealous--- NO LONGER JEALOUS. aslkdlas; NO.
Oh. Fuck. <-- Aidan's face.
I sort of really really want Josh to be the new werewolf pet for the vampire coven. For them to just... god, so many fic ideas. I NEED TO WRITE THIS BRAIN EXPLOSION.
Ohmygod Aidan, JUST TELL SALLY WHAT'S GOING ON YOU FUCKING WHORE.
Good girl, Sally. Cut out the middle man. 8|
LAWLakslmdsaldklsa;kda SALLY YOU ARE ADORABLE. FIRE IRON. NOT PLEASANT.
LAWL
"WHAT?"
"Yes. That's the level of shock I was looking for."
Awww, I bet Bishop would cross the Dutch for you, Aidan. \o/
OHGOD AIDAN DON'T BREAK MY HEART LIKE THAT.
Ohno, Aidan don't be mean to Bishop. ;; Awww, he is soooo jealous. <3
USED TO FEAR HIM.
lksa;la BISHOP. DON'T CRY--
asldk;laal;kd;a OHGOD THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION.
That... that girl is why Aidan left? Ohman. "I'm not gonna heed you, I won't succumb to you, never again." SUCCUMB. IT IS SO. FUCKING. CANON.
SHIT. Aidan why you so mean? And sexy? "Either I leave you now, or I betray you later."
;lksad;lkas;ld--- I just noticed there is so much keyboard smash in this post. BUT OH, AIDAN. Sacrificing yourbodyself so Bishop will let Josh go. I WANT TO WRITE ALL THE FIC NOW. Heheheheeeee~~
"I'll come back.
"I'm sorry, could you be a little more specific--"
"To you. I'll come back to you."
Once I am done with this episode, I am re-watching it immediately.
Ohno... Bishop's plans... backfiring....
SEND IN MARCUS. 8D
........... MARCUS YOU DICK. MARCUS YOU FUCKING DICK.
.... Did Josh... kill-- ohman.
"I don't know how to live with myself."
"It stays with you. You'll never sleep again."
AIDAN TOTES SLEPT WITH BISHOP. Or, well. Is going to.
l;k;lkas JANE. NOOOOO. Bishop I love you.
Just... just break up with her. Just. Ohno. This whole-- Ohman, he is such a puppy. DX /CRYING
IS HE.... he's choking her. Oh no.
Quick question: Do vampires have traceable fingerprints? 8|
BISHOP DON'T CRY. YOU-- well, you did the wrong thing. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.
FFFFFFffff the Dutch are like the distant relatives that no one likes because they hate this newfangled technological age.
LAWL. Aidan is so petulant. <3333!!
............................... BISHOP. DON'T DIE. NO.
That was epic.
"What are they doing here?"
"I think we both know the answer to that. Tomorrow, they're going to kill me."
BISHOP LOOKS SO CHIPPER, AND AIDAN LOOKS SO DISTRESSED. Bishop just wanted one night with Aidan back in the fold before he died. D8
Holyfuck this episode.
/RE-WATCHING.
The only thing I would have wanted them to do differently: Actually play out the werewolf fight scene. Or at least don't advertise the episode as being focused on that scene, and really turning it towards Bishop. (Which I loved, by the way, but still. FALSE ADVERTISING.)