Meme sheep

[devilsdandy]

..........I can't decide which is most frightening.

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[valetudinarius]

*points knife and tries to look threatening*

[devilsdandy]

*...tries, really does, not to laugh* Take care, you'll cut yourself.

[valetudinarius]

*spins knife and gives up on looking threatening* I'll have you know, Etienne, that 'm not stupid enough to cut myself, as knives are my specialty.

If I did get cut and bleed everywhere, though, what would you do? *whistles*

[devilsdandy]

No, little boy , knives are my speciality. Stick to handsaws and scalpels and... your other torture implements.

I would stand back so as not to get any on me. ....and, I suppose, I'd fetch a doctor or some such to fix you up.

[valetudinarius]

Dear thing, I am older than you, if you'd at all forgotten. And I never would intentionally try to, er, excessively hurt anyone, because you see, I wouldn't want the same for me. At all.

You are a terrible person, from that. And what would you do if I'd died next to you then from those cuts and all that loss of blood?

[devilsdandy]

Typist: *loses at HTML, obviously, ah well*

Don't always act it. ...h'm. *witty, witty boy...*

...well...I suppose I'd have to die, myself, as well.

[valetudinarius]

And when do you act older than myself? ...Unless they wanted me too, see. Er.

...Oh, you would? *is not very talented at hiding why he's asking, sadly*

[devilsdandy]

Whenever you act younger than me, of course. ...oh. Indeed. Quite.

...er...yes. I suppose. If you wanted me to.

[valetudinarius]

...That was pathetic. Textbooks written in the year 1793 have better returns than that.

You miss the point of what 'm saying, though. I never mentioned wanting you to, I simply asked what would you do, what would you think?

[devilsdandy]

And even Claquesous has better insults.

That's what I'd do, then, and I don't know what I'd think.

[valetudinarius]

...Isn't he the first man that Enjolras ever brought to his knees before him? A shame, Etienne, a shame.

Thank you, then, for that's told me quite a lot about you.

[devilsdandy]

*winces* Dreadful, appalling thought.

Oh? What's it told you, then? That I'm noble and self-sacrificial and can't think?

[valetudinarius]

Enjolras always did have strange tastes in everything.

...No. But if that's what you want me to think, I could.

[devilsdandy]

Vests, for instance.

...well, I'm not, so don't think it.

[valetudinarius]

I do tho think he woulb haff looked better wifthout any sthort 'f vest 't all.

...I wasthn't going to fink 't anyway.

[devilsdandy]

Or, if he had to have one, why the gold shimmering things?? Very bad move, that.

Didn't think so.