Villainy can be pretty good.
My sister informed me that she is thinking about a trip to New York to see her road posse. Could be an opportunity to do some long distance drinking! I'm just not sure about putting the money down on a ticket after investing so much into the computer. (City of Villains)
But I would definitely like to visit. You know, just to say I've been there. And yes, I will be available for autographs. It's times like these that get me a tad excited because it gives me a chance to, once again, test my drinking stamina. Hearing last call from several bars is, at the time, depressing but later becomes embarassing. Then after you make an ass of yourself a few more times you can think back and be proud of that. Because nothing says "Hey, I'm a blast at parties!" like progressive alcoholism. Also, being "down" with the occasional hit of marijuana never fails to score points. I always find honesty about my inability to properly roll a joint to be a breathe of fresh air...mainly because the joint never got rolled, but also because it gives you time to relax while your friend does it for you. Of course, a pipe is always best, in my opinion.
As for the booze, we all know my methods. I stick to the devil I know over the devil I don't. Rum or beer. Obviously, beer is a secondary choice but it does tend to be cheaper and easier to obtain. not to mention carry. Beer bottles, unless left unsupervised on a table, aren't prone to spilling. On the other hand, I nice, stiff glass of Captain Morgan and Coke is very suseptable to spilling, especially when "mingling". Granted I've never been much of a mingler but there are times when the blood-alcohol level is juuust right and I feel energetic enough to run around and annoy people. My only problem with rum is I like to drink a lot of it...which usually means I drink a whole bottle myself.
At any rate, I still have SOME time to think about taking the trip. I am leaning toward going but I'm still unsure...
My hobby is collecting bottles....which sounds a lot better than "alcoholism".
But I would definitely like to visit. You know, just to say I've been there. And yes, I will be available for autographs. It's times like these that get me a tad excited because it gives me a chance to, once again, test my drinking stamina. Hearing last call from several bars is, at the time, depressing but later becomes embarassing. Then after you make an ass of yourself a few more times you can think back and be proud of that. Because nothing says "Hey, I'm a blast at parties!" like progressive alcoholism. Also, being "down" with the occasional hit of marijuana never fails to score points. I always find honesty about my inability to properly roll a joint to be a breathe of fresh air...mainly because the joint never got rolled, but also because it gives you time to relax while your friend does it for you. Of course, a pipe is always best, in my opinion.
As for the booze, we all know my methods. I stick to the devil I know over the devil I don't. Rum or beer. Obviously, beer is a secondary choice but it does tend to be cheaper and easier to obtain. not to mention carry. Beer bottles, unless left unsupervised on a table, aren't prone to spilling. On the other hand, I nice, stiff glass of Captain Morgan and Coke is very suseptable to spilling, especially when "mingling". Granted I've never been much of a mingler but there are times when the blood-alcohol level is juuust right and I feel energetic enough to run around and annoy people. My only problem with rum is I like to drink a lot of it...which usually means I drink a whole bottle myself.
At any rate, I still have SOME time to think about taking the trip. I am leaning toward going but I'm still unsure...
My hobby is collecting bottles....which sounds a lot better than "alcoholism".