ZOMG Softball
Vorneniel21 (9:42:30 PM): .*pounces*
the sixth voodoo (9:43:04 PM): hey =D
Vorneniel21 (9:43:19 PM): I haff a funny story for you XD
Vorneniel21 (9:43:39 PM): So, I was at softball practice, practicing softball, when suddenly this MONSOON comes out of nowhere
the sixth voodoo (9:43:40 PM): oh??
Vorneniel21 (9:44:00 PM): The rest of my team was like 'ACK! get in the dug out!'
Vorneniel21 (9:44:25 PM): I was like "ohhh, pretty! *points at rotation cell*" So I sat in the middle of the softball diamond in the rain
Vorneniel21 (9:44:48 PM): then, three of my team mates came up behind me, picked me up, and threw me in the muddiest puddle they could find
Vorneniel21 (9:44:55 PM): then the four of us started mud wrestling
the sixth voodoo (9:45:06 PM): oh my GOD XD
Vorneniel21 (9:45:17 PM): Seeing this, the coach decided to continue practice in the thunderstorm
Vorneniel21 (9:45:42 PM): so Crystal, Kayle, Loren, and I are brooooown and muddy, trying to play softball
Vorneniel21 (9:45:56 PM): after practice was over, I was still soaking wet and muddy, and I had an hour drive home... and I have cloth seats
Vorneniel21 (9:46:24 PM): I had -one- small towel, so I could either cover the bottom of my seat, or the back of the seat
Vorneniel21 (9:46:27 PM): guess what I did
PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT!
the sixth voodoo (9:46:53 PM): I couldn't if I tried XD
Vorneniel21 (9:47:25 PM): I put is down on the seat and took my shirt off and drove home in my wet, white sports bra
the sixth voodoo (9:47:39 PM): O_O
the sixth voodoo (9:47:44 PM): brave, brave girl
Vorneniel21 (9:48:24 PM): and the sports bra... I've since I was 12
the sixth voodoo (9:49:12 PM): was it just you in the car? o0
Vorneniel21 (9:49:25 PM): yes
Vorneniel21 (9:50:14 PM): but... the hour drive home includes driving through downtown Columbus, the capital of the state XD
the sixth voodoo (9:50:28 PM): ; ;
the sixth voodoo (9:50:33 PM): I'd never be able to do XD
the sixth voodoo (9:50:50 PM): *that
Vorneniel21 (9:51:17 PM): I put on the wicked soundtrack and went off into lala land
Vorneniel21 (9:51:27 PM): then realized I was going 75 in a 55 zone
Vorneniel21 (9:51:34 PM): Which is a good way to get pulled over XD
the sixth voodoo (9:52:03 PM): O_O
Vorneniel21 (9:52:04 PM): "Erm... I'm sorry officer. Can you forgive me? *flashes said officer*"
the sixth voodoo (9:52:07 PM): DID YOU?
(I was speaking hypothetically, I didn't get pulled over XD)
Vorneniel21: ... no wonder everyone thinks softball players are dykes the sixth voodoo: ...well, in their defence, you are ;)
Vorneniel21: Oh... right.
Funny story over! XD