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[devilmoder]

Well, this doesn't figure. I've been to the demon world before, and this dump would have a hard time reminding me of it any less. Too many penguins, not enough anguish. Not to mention, it's supposed to be a little too hard to get here from earth for a guy to just drop in by accident.

Anybody know anything about who brought me here? How to get out? I've got business to attend to and nobody to look after the shop while I'm on vacation in the dark realms.