Glory Glory with a military twist
H'ok, so. this is the song "Glory glory" with a military twist! it is sung to the tune of the orignal glory glory. if you know other songs like this drop a post! i also like the song "Taboo" that is sung to the tune of the ants go marching. but i am to lazy to type that out right now. for the time being i will give you this one. and follow the story that it tells. there is a really important moral at the end... (it could save your life to be honist! lol)
Glory, Glory
We used to bring the fortress up to forty thousand feet,
We used to bring the fortress up to forty thousand feet,
We used to bring the fortress up to forty thousand feet,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
Chorus
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die, with a rifle up your @$$ & a bullet in your eye.
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die; when your balls hang lower than your paratrooper boots.
(Alternate Chorus)
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die, with a rifle up your @$$ & a bullet in your eye.
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die, when your planes about to crash and you don't know how to fly.
The corporal tied a slip-knot in the sergeant's parachute,
The corporal tied a slip-knot in the sergeant's parachute,
The corporal tied a slip-knot in the sergeant's parachute,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The sergeant was the last to jump the first to hit the ground,
The sergeant was the last to jump the first to hit the ground,
The sergeant was the last to jump the first to hit the ground,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The sergeant hit the pavement like a little pile of $h!t,
The sergeant hit the pavement like a little pile of $h!t,
The sergeant hit the pavement like a little pile of $h!t,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
We scraped him off the run way with a lil' red rusty spoon,
We scraped him off the run way with a lil' red rusty spoon,
We scraped him off the run way with a lil' red rusty spoon,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
We put him in an envelope and sent him to his mom,
We put him in an envelope and sent him to his mom,
We put him in an envelope and sent him to his mom,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
His mama didn't want him so she sent him back to us,
His mama didn't want him so she sent him back to us,
His mama didn't want him so she sent him back to us,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
We didn't want him so we sent him to the mess,
We didn't want him so we sent him to the mess,
We didn't want him so we sent him to the mess,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The mess didn't want him so they put him in the soup,
The mess didn't want him so they put him in the soup,
The mess didn't want him so they put him in the soup,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The soup tasted better than it ever did before,
The soup tasted better than it ever did before,
The soup tasted better than it ever did before,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The moral of the story is to never eat the soup,
The moral of the story is to never eat the soup,
The moral of the story is to never eat the soup,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The moral of the moral is to never trust a corporal,
The moral of the moral is to never trust a corporal,
The moral of the moral is to never trust a corporal,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
Glory, Glory
We used to bring the fortress up to forty thousand feet,
We used to bring the fortress up to forty thousand feet,
We used to bring the fortress up to forty thousand feet,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
Chorus
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die, with a rifle up your @$$ & a bullet in your eye.
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die; when your balls hang lower than your paratrooper boots.
(Alternate Chorus)
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die, with a rifle up your @$$ & a bullet in your eye.
Glory, glory what a |-|e|| of a way to die, when your planes about to crash and you don't know how to fly.
The corporal tied a slip-knot in the sergeant's parachute,
The corporal tied a slip-knot in the sergeant's parachute,
The corporal tied a slip-knot in the sergeant's parachute,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The sergeant was the last to jump the first to hit the ground,
The sergeant was the last to jump the first to hit the ground,
The sergeant was the last to jump the first to hit the ground,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The sergeant hit the pavement like a little pile of $h!t,
The sergeant hit the pavement like a little pile of $h!t,
The sergeant hit the pavement like a little pile of $h!t,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
We scraped him off the run way with a lil' red rusty spoon,
We scraped him off the run way with a lil' red rusty spoon,
We scraped him off the run way with a lil' red rusty spoon,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
We put him in an envelope and sent him to his mom,
We put him in an envelope and sent him to his mom,
We put him in an envelope and sent him to his mom,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
His mama didn't want him so she sent him back to us,
His mama didn't want him so she sent him back to us,
His mama didn't want him so she sent him back to us,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
We didn't want him so we sent him to the mess,
We didn't want him so we sent him to the mess,
We didn't want him so we sent him to the mess,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The mess didn't want him so they put him in the soup,
The mess didn't want him so they put him in the soup,
The mess didn't want him so they put him in the soup,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The soup tasted better than it ever did before,
The soup tasted better than it ever did before,
The soup tasted better than it ever did before,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The moral of the story is to never eat the soup,
The moral of the story is to never eat the soup,
The moral of the story is to never eat the soup,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)
The moral of the moral is to never trust a corporal,
The moral of the moral is to never trust a corporal,
The moral of the moral is to never trust a corporal,
But he ain't gonna jump no more, and the lord said…
(Chorus)