DK1 and the wonders of online movie sites!
about 37mins. ago, I was watching Diary of the Dead, the new Romero zombie flick which is documentary style and thinking "Yee Gawds, they just keep getting worse. Why can't the people who make movies figure out that an overgrown special effects budget isn't going to make your movie great? It's story and atmosphere and character development! And likable characters! Or dis-likable characters too! Extreme gore does not = Good movie. I've watched 3 Asian horror movies that were scarier than this in the last week. For real. and I could have filmed 2 of them with my friends and a reasonably cheap camera. Oh and 3 rolls of red duct tape. Don't know why but that seems to stop ghosts in asia." Anyway after adding about 3 new squares to horror movie bingo, Romero can be it's own square now and leaving the movie running in the background I switch back to that tab in time to find our group of irritating, except for the cutely nerdy guy, zombie Apocalypse survivors pushing their broken down RV into someones farm. So this Quaker farmer, turns out he was Amish, comes around the corner the group freaks because they think he's a zombie since he wasn't speaking normally. The farmer is actually deaf and talks to them via chalk board. they ask him if they can fix the Rv in his barn and he's like yeah, Hurry. They're like Why? He points and there are 3 zombies behind the group. The group freaks, but not the Amish farmer. No he runs into the barn, comes out with a lit stick of dynamite, throws it at the zombies, and blows them to bits. The guy with the video camera turns around to look at the farmer and he's written 'Hello I'm Samuel' on his chalk board while the camera man says "i thought the Amish were friendly folk?" I got much LOL out of that and realized this may be a dark comedy so i should cut it some slack.