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devilishsarah

digital camera for chanukah=thousands of picture posts on lj!

Jan 31, 2005 20:23

Kathryn, Josh, and I had an eventful late afternoon and evening. We hit up TUTTO BENE, the absolutely delish Italian coffee place near campus, then hit up HEB (for those non Texans, that's the grocery store), and then had a delicious dinner complete with soft serve ice cream at the University Center. Yep, that's right, now that Kathryn and I don' ( Read more... )

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jeweyeforgoyguy January 31 2005, 19:55:45 UTC

Sarah Weinstein, I have some things to say to you. First of all, I feel really left out in your livejournal. I mean, who slept with you at camp and made Michelle scream randomly all fucking night (I'm laughing just thinking about it!!)? Me. Who had a picture of your boobs on their camera, then got sad because Wal-Mart considered it to be porrnographic and didn't develop it? Me. Who did you divulge your ummm......phone conversations of an explicit nature with a certain boy to? Me. So, you see Sarah Weinstein, I kick ass, bitch. Also, if I have to read one more G-d damned cheesey ass word about your little excursion to Israel, I think I will vomit!! What is it with you people? Facebook pictures, away messages, im conversations, livejournals all seem to whisper "Haha, I went and you didn't I had a great time and you were stuck in Memphis, Tennessee in the snow not being able to fuck your hot Mexican guy." I mean, I am pretty damn Jewish, but come on! Enough is enough! Who do you think you are, Yoni Platt?!?! Shame on you, Sarah Weinstein ( ... )

Can your monkey do the dog?? devilishsarah January 31 2005, 20:03:20 UTC

Oh my gosh!
What did I do!?
And when was the last time I was in YOUR lj???
And I haven't said anything cheesy about Israel basically since I got back. Umm? I am NOT trying to rub anything in to you!

Here are some thoughts to make you less bitter:
You are the only person I would ever consider sleep depriving myself just to fuck with someone with. You are the only person who will ever come close to being as funky as the funkiest man alive, Rufus Thomas. You are the only person who laughs harder than I do at the fact that a raccoon ate Merrick's shoe (sorry Merrick...). You are the only person I could dance with for hours and literally pee on myself with because you make me that happy. You are quite possibly the only person alive that is bitchier than I am. I love you, Brockli!!!!!!!

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Re: Can your monkey do the dog?? jeweyeforgoyguy January 31 2005, 20:08:05 UTC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm dying!!! AHHH!! Rufus Thomas!! AHHH!! The little black girl at the concert on the tv!! AHHH!!! We watched it like 3457879746 times!! AHHH!! I have a picture of you and Smason doing the movement up in my dorm!! We PEED!!! Merrick's shoe was eaten by a raccoon!!!!!!! OMG!!!! I laughed out loud at your reply!! I am BITCHY!! DFHGHDSGERTGFER!!!!!!!!!! I love you, Sweinstein!

Re: Can your monkey do the dog?? devilishsarah January 31 2005, 20:25:36 UTC

Oh my gosh I'm so glad we're ok!

Sometime this semester I'm coming to BR and we're going to play.

I'm laughing just thinking about all of our good times!!!

Re: Can your monkey do the dog?? jeweyeforgoyguy January 31 2005, 20:32:18 UTC

Hell yeah we are. And my monkey can do the dog...and any other trick you want it to do. Just ask. It's nice.

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