I'm worried about you, brother. And I want you to know, I will rip your femur from your flesh and club you with it like the baby seal you are if you touch me again.
ACTION SPAM AHAHAH This is why Dante is now a shutinbadasscasualApril 18 2008, 08:24:51 UTC
[...Game over. Dante put down his notebook, and was in the other room in a second. Because lolol that never bodes well. Different names make Dante a not so happy camper.
And yeah. Vergil. You have about .0002 seconds before you'll find Dante doing to you what you did to him last time with the whole tackle approach. Make your time.]
DSG:LDSKG:DSK:DD:D::G:GDDSdevilingenuityApril 18 2008, 08:34:48 UTC
[Angelo was a'pacin' when hoshit, super-speed Dante D:.
He tries to turn and deflect the approaching nephilim budda by doing a part trigger on his right hand, to bring out those talons of theirs, but awwww, too late. And Verg is now at your mercy for the time being, Dante!]
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.badasscasualApril 18 2008, 08:44:51 UTC
[And consider yourself pinned, Vergil, with Dante sitting on your stomach and your arms pinned to either side. Dante isn't triggered, nor is he planning on it if he can help it for now. But holding back? Yeah, no. Played this game before, and an ass beating was imminent. After he asked a question or two.]
Why won't he feed you?
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We need to talk.
I'm worried about you, man. And I want you to know, I will help you through this metro phase of your's. I'm here for you bro.
Go eat a fucking sandwich.
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We need to talk.
I'm worried about you, brother. And I want you to know, I will rip your femur from your flesh and club you with it like the baby seal you are if you touch me again.
Go make me a fucking sandwich.
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We need to talk.
I'm worried about you, amigo. And I want you to know, you need to stop believing these delusions of grandeur of yours, it's really not healthy.
Sure, coming right up. Holy water is still your condiment of choice, right?
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We need to talk.
I'm worried about you, fool. You know not what you say, and yet you say it anyway.
I love it on my sandwiches as much as I love anal sex.
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We need to talk.
I'm worried about you, douche. I'm beginning to think you don't love me anymore.
I saw your post while I was gone, man.
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I'm worried about you, minion. I'm sorry you feel so rejected, but you would get more love if you called me by the right name.
Taking and giving are two different things.
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And yeah. Vergil. You have about .0002 seconds before you'll find Dante doing to you what you did to him last time with the whole tackle approach. Make your time.]
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He tries to turn and deflect the approaching nephilim budda by doing a part trigger on his right hand, to bring out those talons of theirs, but awwww, too late. And Verg is now at your mercy for the time being, Dante!]
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And what name is that, bro?
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