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devilingenuity

Feb 22, 2008 21:27

I would like a shark that can read minds.

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whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:32:29 UTC

Are you quite alright?

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:35:21 UTC

I'm fantabulous, thank you.

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:36:59 UTC

Why would you wish for a shark who could read minds, sir?

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:39:02 UTC

Because then I could say, "Hey. I have a shark. That can read minds. Thank loudly for the next hour, will you?"

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:42:19 UTC

Wouldn't it be better to have a mind-reading tiger for your purposes? After all, a shark is constrained to the world of the fishes.

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:45:59 UTC

I'd have an entourage of henchmen wearing whirly-blade hats that would cart the shark around on a tank truck.

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:46:33 UTC

But that sounds so very expensive...

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:50:42 UTC

I have very expensive tastes.

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:52:46 UTC

Sustainable ones?

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 04:57:44 UTC

Well, of course. Dearest Elendira helped with that.

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 04:58:44 UTC

Helped make you rich?

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 05:04:47 UTC

Of course. Do you have something against that?

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 05:06:04 UTC

Well, you know what they say about rich men and the eyes of needles.

devilingenuity February 23 2008, 05:31:33 UTC

...what.

suitcaseofnails February 23 2008, 07:45:29 UTC

Mm? What do they say, darling~

whofelltoearth February 23 2008, 07:47:50 UTC

That it's easier to fit a camel through the head of a needle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Or was that a jackass and a needle? ♥

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