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Amazing Insults
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
He's the first in his family born without a tail.
What color is the sky in your world?
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't
have to kiss you bye.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Alternative Names For Cubicles
14. Soul-Sucking Pod o' Death
13. Tomb of the Unknown Bureaucrat
12. Slack-In-The-Box
11. Headquarters, Jodie Foster Fan Club
10. Peon Palazzo
9. Yuppie Terrarium
8. The SnackFooda Triangle
7. English Majors Entry Point
6. Luxury Manhattan Apartment
5. Picasso's Folly
4. International Porn Downloading Headquarters
3. Fortress of Servitude
2. Casa de Livin' La Vida Veal
1. Wraparound Turbo Demoralizer 2000
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
He's the first in his family born without a tail.
What color is the sky in your world?
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't
have to kiss you bye.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Alternative Names For Cubicles
14. Soul-Sucking Pod o' Death
13. Tomb of the Unknown Bureaucrat
12. Slack-In-The-Box
11. Headquarters, Jodie Foster Fan Club
10. Peon Palazzo
9. Yuppie Terrarium
8. The SnackFooda Triangle
7. English Majors Entry Point
6. Luxury Manhattan Apartment
5. Picasso's Folly
4. International Porn Downloading Headquarters
3. Fortress of Servitude
2. Casa de Livin' La Vida Veal
1. Wraparound Turbo Demoralizer 2000