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Type any word in on a search on lj and it will prob be a username......you can find some interesting ones!!!!
The world would be better if everyone was a woman.......and not a ned......yeah.
Tooth paste is real made from saliva!
Gorrillas evolved from humans!
Humans were planted here by aliens.They built the pyramids not us!
Hats suit me.
Easter eggs represent a boulder. See jesus likes candy!
pez dispensers rock!
i'm screwed in college.
The crow is really a manifestation of satan!
Subliminal messaging works.......some of you think i think about fucking you all the time!
Plugs have three sprokets in britian cause we didnt think to ask.....do we really need the third one!
George bush practaces anal retention....and buggery of small barnyard animals!
He also thinks that haggis is a small animal with two legs longer than the others......
American astronaut:we've spent a billion dollars on making a pen that works in space....yeah try and beat that.....wat do you use wen your writing out your reports?
Russian cosmonaut:Ehhhh.........how about a pencil!
Guitars would be better if they came with a mind enhancer that automatically made you good!
If you were a penguin you would be saying this right now.......its a bit to warm for me dear!(in penguin talk obviously.......unless your really intelligent!)
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The world would be better if everyone was a woman.......and not a ned......yeah.
Tooth paste is real made from saliva!
Gorrillas evolved from humans!
Humans were planted here by aliens.They built the pyramids not us!
Hats suit me.
Easter eggs represent a boulder. See jesus likes candy!
pez dispensers rock!
i'm screwed in college.
The crow is really a manifestation of satan!
Subliminal messaging works.......some of you think i think about fucking you all the time!
Plugs have three sprokets in britian cause we didnt think to ask.....do we really need the third one!
George bush practaces anal retention....and buggery of small barnyard animals!
He also thinks that haggis is a small animal with two legs longer than the others......
American astronaut:we've spent a billion dollars on making a pen that works in space....yeah try and beat that.....wat do you use wen your writing out your reports?
Russian cosmonaut:Ehhhh.........how about a pencil!
Guitars would be better if they came with a mind enhancer that automatically made you good!
If you were a penguin you would be saying this right now.......its a bit to warm for me dear!(in penguin talk obviously.......unless your really intelligent!)
XxX