This is for superelectra But everyone can enjoy the crazyness
This is my reply to superelectra's little questionare thingy.
1. If you were on a quest, who/what kind of party member/s would you want along? Elaborate if you like, about their powers or lack of powers, genders (why or why not), personalities.
Oh! A thief, a mage, a paladin, a cleric, maybe a monk, and a kinder. Oh yeah, and a fighter, got to have a strong arm, right? I think I would like the set up of the group from Rune Soldiers. They are cool. And also with a kinder and an elf and all the others.
2. What essential item/s would you bring?
Hmmm, long range weapons for all, of course. But with a back up weapons as well. Also, I would get them some nice armor and cloaks to protect them from physical and magical damage. And maybe some good healing scrolls for my mage so they won’t be left hurt and injured. The fighter would have armor from a dragon’s scales, that’s the best kind. The thief would be lightly armored to make them more agile.
3. Okay, in this quest the world has no passage to the other side with exception to a dark underworld. The entire outer world is an impassable range of mountains that you cannot scale. What species would you encounter under the mountains if any?
Probably dwarves and ghouls and such. Maybe a dormant dragon and its lord to spice the adventure up a little.
4. Why are you on the quest anyway? Elaborate if you could!
To save the world! What else? No, maybe to find the truth about some mystery. Only to find that I don’t like the truth and I wish to change it. Then I would have to defeat some unnamed and immensely strong foe in order to change the world for the better. Along the way I would be required to challenge and slay countless lesser enemies and perhaps make friends with one or two of them and have them join my party. Only to have them killed protecting me. As they die they would utter cryptic advice that I only under stand AFTER its too late. Then I will silently curse their names for all eternity. Later, as I stand over the body of my unnamed but now dieing foe, I listen as he tells me his sad story. I find that I can relate to him in many ways. I then begin regretting killing him. He dies in my arms and with him a little part of myself dies. That little insecure part that was a complainer anyway so it’s no great loss. I leave his body to rot in the wreckage of our frightful battle. As I journey home to my wife and our new baby I accidentally eat a poisonous mushroom and die a demeaning death.
5. You are attacked by a monster that has an hp of 67!
ONLINE DICE ROLLER
Go to this online dice roller and roll the 100 sided dice. Choose 1 dice (100 sided dice), do not remove the lowest roll and roll it only once. You have 100 hp for yourself. Do a roll for the monster as well so it can attack! Now, tell me all about the fight you had using the dice! LOL I know this seems lame but just do it!!!
Roll 1: 57.
Roll 2: 15.
Roll 3: 53.
Roll 4: 58.
Roll 5: 52.
Roll 6: 27.
Roll 7: 98.
I don’t know what that means so here’s my BS answer.
I’m moseying along minding my own busyness and out of no where I see that boy from high school that had a clumsy crush on me for about two weeks before his affections moved on. The fickle child has grown up to be a capricious young man and, noticing me he moves in to make his acquaintance once more. Detecting that he has a tolerance factor of 67 and that I have one of 100, I decide to face this foe with my wits and my brute strength if necessary. I try for the distracted approach. I fumble in my bag as he draws near. I hit him with a ignore attack of 57 but find that his oblivious factor gives him a shield of 40 points. With his shield up, I’m sure this battle will be a hard one. My attack only does 17 points of damage as he simply thinks I don’t remember him. He introduces himself and I am force to be excruciatingly polite in order to keep my rage down. My temperament is hard to control and I sustain 15 points of damage to my tolerance level. I admit that I remember him somewhat but I counter his attack with a “oh yeah, you were that kid with the flatulence problem from PE, right?” assault. I know it was a low blow but I did manage to lower his oblivious factor to 30 and my attack of 53 does 23 points of damage to his tolerance level. As he talks of how things have changed and I start thinking of other things I could be doing with this time an unexpected assault from him tallies massive damage to my person. His “If your not doing anything right now we can go get a drink” technique is skillfully maneuvered and I find myself fumbling for counter attack that will last long enough to give me a chance to heal his direct hit of 58 points which leave me at a meager 27 points of tolerance! I spy someone from my class and ask call them over to ask them what the home work was from last class. As flighty brained twit prattles on about how she didn’t go to class because she was “sick,” I take a stamina renewal potion of courage. I heal for 52 points and find myself at a manageable level of 79 points of tolerance with him totaling 27 points left. Apparently unperturbed, the young man of doom remains patiently throughout the short conversation and resumes his “ask her out on a date” attack. I take 27 more points of damage as I feel the tension in the air rising and search for a strategy to save me from this almost hopeless situation that leaves me with 52 points. Given a beacon of inspiration undoubtedly by some protecting god, I devise an attack sure to devastate his tolerance level. “That sounds real nice,” I say, waiting for his defenses to go down. As they do I hit him with an on slot so devastating it leaves him withered and impotent. “But I need to go and meet my fiancée right now. Unfortunately I just don’t have the time.” Totaling in at 98 points of direct damage, my attack wipes him of all remaining tolerance for this conversation. He mutters an apology and slinks away, nursing his wounds and undoubtedly thinking of a new technique of attack to use on the next unsuspecting girl he takes a fancy to. Me? I walk on, congratulating myself on a hard fought battle. And reviling in all the experience I have acquired.
6. If you have to loose one of your party member/s who would it be? Why? i.e. would they get killed of betray your party, etc.
Eh, no one would dare betray me. And I guess I wouldn’t mind losing a monk. Their mostly physical fighters and my fighter can take their position in a pinch.
7. Did you enjoy this strange adventure you made with my help?
Oh yeah! That was fun!
8. Would you like a longer adventure with the dice?
I don’t know, lol, I didn’t really understand how to use the dice so I just made up a fun story. I hope you liked it. Yeah, maybe I would do this again. See ya!
1. If you were on a quest, who/what kind of party member/s would you want along? Elaborate if you like, about their powers or lack of powers, genders (why or why not), personalities.
Oh! A thief, a mage, a paladin, a cleric, maybe a monk, and a kinder. Oh yeah, and a fighter, got to have a strong arm, right? I think I would like the set up of the group from Rune Soldiers. They are cool. And also with a kinder and an elf and all the others.
2. What essential item/s would you bring?
Hmmm, long range weapons for all, of course. But with a back up weapons as well. Also, I would get them some nice armor and cloaks to protect them from physical and magical damage. And maybe some good healing scrolls for my mage so they won’t be left hurt and injured. The fighter would have armor from a dragon’s scales, that’s the best kind. The thief would be lightly armored to make them more agile.
3. Okay, in this quest the world has no passage to the other side with exception to a dark underworld. The entire outer world is an impassable range of mountains that you cannot scale. What species would you encounter under the mountains if any?
Probably dwarves and ghouls and such. Maybe a dormant dragon and its lord to spice the adventure up a little.
4. Why are you on the quest anyway? Elaborate if you could!
To save the world! What else? No, maybe to find the truth about some mystery. Only to find that I don’t like the truth and I wish to change it. Then I would have to defeat some unnamed and immensely strong foe in order to change the world for the better. Along the way I would be required to challenge and slay countless lesser enemies and perhaps make friends with one or two of them and have them join my party. Only to have them killed protecting me. As they die they would utter cryptic advice that I only under stand AFTER its too late. Then I will silently curse their names for all eternity. Later, as I stand over the body of my unnamed but now dieing foe, I listen as he tells me his sad story. I find that I can relate to him in many ways. I then begin regretting killing him. He dies in my arms and with him a little part of myself dies. That little insecure part that was a complainer anyway so it’s no great loss. I leave his body to rot in the wreckage of our frightful battle. As I journey home to my wife and our new baby I accidentally eat a poisonous mushroom and die a demeaning death.
5. You are attacked by a monster that has an hp of 67!
ONLINE DICE ROLLER
Go to this online dice roller and roll the 100 sided dice. Choose 1 dice (100 sided dice), do not remove the lowest roll and roll it only once. You have 100 hp for yourself. Do a roll for the monster as well so it can attack! Now, tell me all about the fight you had using the dice! LOL I know this seems lame but just do it!!!
Roll 1: 57.
Roll 2: 15.
Roll 3: 53.
Roll 4: 58.
Roll 5: 52.
Roll 6: 27.
Roll 7: 98.
I don’t know what that means so here’s my BS answer.
I’m moseying along minding my own busyness and out of no where I see that boy from high school that had a clumsy crush on me for about two weeks before his affections moved on. The fickle child has grown up to be a capricious young man and, noticing me he moves in to make his acquaintance once more. Detecting that he has a tolerance factor of 67 and that I have one of 100, I decide to face this foe with my wits and my brute strength if necessary. I try for the distracted approach. I fumble in my bag as he draws near. I hit him with a ignore attack of 57 but find that his oblivious factor gives him a shield of 40 points. With his shield up, I’m sure this battle will be a hard one. My attack only does 17 points of damage as he simply thinks I don’t remember him. He introduces himself and I am force to be excruciatingly polite in order to keep my rage down. My temperament is hard to control and I sustain 15 points of damage to my tolerance level. I admit that I remember him somewhat but I counter his attack with a “oh yeah, you were that kid with the flatulence problem from PE, right?” assault. I know it was a low blow but I did manage to lower his oblivious factor to 30 and my attack of 53 does 23 points of damage to his tolerance level. As he talks of how things have changed and I start thinking of other things I could be doing with this time an unexpected assault from him tallies massive damage to my person. His “If your not doing anything right now we can go get a drink” technique is skillfully maneuvered and I find myself fumbling for counter attack that will last long enough to give me a chance to heal his direct hit of 58 points which leave me at a meager 27 points of tolerance! I spy someone from my class and ask call them over to ask them what the home work was from last class. As flighty brained twit prattles on about how she didn’t go to class because she was “sick,” I take a stamina renewal potion of courage. I heal for 52 points and find myself at a manageable level of 79 points of tolerance with him totaling 27 points left. Apparently unperturbed, the young man of doom remains patiently throughout the short conversation and resumes his “ask her out on a date” attack. I take 27 more points of damage as I feel the tension in the air rising and search for a strategy to save me from this almost hopeless situation that leaves me with 52 points. Given a beacon of inspiration undoubtedly by some protecting god, I devise an attack sure to devastate his tolerance level. “That sounds real nice,” I say, waiting for his defenses to go down. As they do I hit him with an on slot so devastating it leaves him withered and impotent. “But I need to go and meet my fiancée right now. Unfortunately I just don’t have the time.” Totaling in at 98 points of direct damage, my attack wipes him of all remaining tolerance for this conversation. He mutters an apology and slinks away, nursing his wounds and undoubtedly thinking of a new technique of attack to use on the next unsuspecting girl he takes a fancy to. Me? I walk on, congratulating myself on a hard fought battle. And reviling in all the experience I have acquired.
6. If you have to loose one of your party member/s who would it be? Why? i.e. would they get killed of betray your party, etc.
Eh, no one would dare betray me. And I guess I wouldn’t mind losing a monk. Their mostly physical fighters and my fighter can take their position in a pinch.
7. Did you enjoy this strange adventure you made with my help?
Oh yeah! That was fun!
8. Would you like a longer adventure with the dice?
I don’t know, lol, I didn’t really understand how to use the dice so I just made up a fun story. I hope you liked it. Yeah, maybe I would do this again. See ya!